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  • Woken, Traumatika, Ghost Killer, Insidious: The Last Key, and Demon Seed
    Fun films this week! We’ll start off with the sorta-sci-fi “Woken” from 2025, then get traumatized by “Traumatika,” also from this year. “Ghost Killer” was released last year in Japan, but it’s also new here recently. “Insidious: The Last Key” from 2018 winds up our coverage of that series (at least until the next one). Lastly, we’ll look back at “Demon Seed” from 1977– does it still hold up?“The Horror Guys Guide to the Horror Films of Christmas” is available now wherever you get your books. Seventy-Five holiday-themed films are included— it’s our biggest book yet!This as well as the latest issue of “Horror Monthly,” issue #49, are on sale now! Check out all the back issues, as well as our other books, with one easy link: https://horrormonthly.comMainstream Films:2025 Woken* Directed by: Alan Friel* Written by: Alan Friel, Rebecca Pollock* Stars: Erin Kellyman, Maxine Peake, Ivanno Jeremiah* Run Time: 1 Hour, 30 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneAnna wakes up pregnant with no memory of where she is or who the people she’s with are. But everything and everyone seems so normal, what could go wrong? Things go slowly until they abruptly don’t, and the tension mounts. It definitely has a science fiction element with low-key simmering horror. We both thought it’s a winner.Spoilery SynopsisAnna runs to the cliff and looks down in a panic. She jumps. Credits roll.Later, she wakes up in a bed with her head bandaged. When she wakes up, there’s a strange woman there who’s taking care of her. “Don’t worry, the baby’s fine,” she says. The woman, Helen, brings in a book with photos of Anna, but Anna doesn’t remember Helen or anything. James comes in and is introduced as Anna’s husband, but she doesn’t remember him. His version of what happened on the top of the cliff differs from what we saw.Helen explains that they’re on an isolated island, and she can help deliver the baby when it comes. Anna meets Peter, Helen’s husband, and he’s a little weird. The group has whole lobsters for dinner, and it’s all pretty revolting to pregnant Anna. She doesn’t know them, so James shows her some videos. Helen and Peter are their neighbors, the only ones on the island.Dr. Henry comes for a visit to examine Anna. He pulls out one of her hairs before examining the baby. It’s due in about two weeks. Anna suggests that a visit to the mainland might help her memory, but James insists they wait until after the baby.Anna sees two people on a swan pedal-boat out on the water. When Helen sees it, she sounds an alarm. When Anna runs to welcome the people, she sees that they’re disfigured and monstrous. Helen shoots both of them, then James burns the bodies and the boats. “You’ve been exposed– We’ve all been exposed” Helen shouts. They all strip and burn their own clothes.James explains that ¾ of the population are dead. You can catch it a whole bunch of ways, and no one knows what started it. They lock her in the bedroom for a quarantine, but they don’t explain much.Some soldiers in hazmat suits come to the house, and James insists that Anna is uninfected. Dr. Henry is with them, and he examines her again. He says that both she and the baby are healthy. He seems excited, but tells her it’s “Nothing for you to worry about.” Clearly, these people still have some secrets.Anna finds the knitting basket, and it’s full of little knitted baby shirts, all identical. Helen and James whisper about Anna when she’s out of the room. She grinds up some pills she was given but didn’t take and puts them into James’s soup, but he’s suspicious and doesn’t eat it.Anna sneaks out in the morning and goes to the part of the island she’s been told not to go to. She passes a “Forbidden” sign and comes to Helen and Peter’s house. Peter complains that Helen’s getting too attached, and this happens to her “every time.” Also, Helen has a small black child that clearly isn’t hers or James’s. And there’s a baby crying– or maybe that’s a goat.Anna sneaks into their house and looks around. She runs into little Joshua, who says she promised to never leave him but did. Helen interrupts and tells her to go back to the cottage. Just as she’s about to get answers, James chloroforms her.Anna wakes up restrained to a table in a lab. James comes in, and he says that’s not his baby inside her, he’s just here to protect her during the pregnancy. He says she doesn’t really want to know what’s going on. Helen and Peter appear to be scientists. “Always a pity to cut you up,” says Peter. Anna gets an arm free and stabs him in the neck with a syringe. Through an accident, Peter shoots himself, and Anna gets off the table.Anna watches videos of her being experimented upon– and dying. She sees computer records of at least 17 past failures where she and the baby died. She opens a machine and sees that they are already working on her replacement.Anna confronts Helen and James, and she wants answers. It’s only a matter of time before humans are wiped out. Anna, and her kind are here to replace us. Helen and Peter are experts in Genetic Cloning and Transmissible Intelligence. Anna is immune to infection, and hopefully her child will be too. Helen says there have been 96 attempts, and the current Anna is only two years old. Joshua was from a previous Anna, and Helen has been keeping him hidden.Anna and Helen lure the doctor and soldiers to the island and then board their boat. They are quickly captured. Anna gives birth to a healthy baby that is quickly rushed away by Dr. Henry.Back at the lab, Henry infects the baby, but it’s immune. He’s also got Joshua as a hostage, but that ends really badly. Henry orders Helen to get the next one ready and to make sure she doesn’t remember anything next time. Helen and Anna shoot the two guards and then infect the rest.Anna comes to Henry on the boat. Helen shoots Henry in the head, and then they burn Joshua’s body. They set sail North on Henry’s boat with the newest Anna on board as well; they heard there are islands up there that aren’t infected.Brian’s CommentaryFor a very long time, we don’t really know what’s going on, other than some of the people on the island are a little off. About thirty minutes in, we both came up with the same theory about a twist that might be coming. We were essentially right, but there was a lot more to it than that.It’s slow moving and creepy. There’s some action at the end, but it’s mostly a mystery as we try to figure out what’s going on.Kevin’s CommentaryAnna wakes up with no memory, but the people she encounters seem so kind and normal. The island is beautiful, and the house is peaceful - through rundown and low tech. I liked the abrupt change of pace and tone. And we see that it’s in the future with medical technology quite a bit ahead of what we’ve got now.I can see where they had the best intentions shielding Anna from reality while her memory was gone. But I was kind of annoyed when the big change in tone happens and they don’t take the time to fully tell Anna what’s going on and continue to keep things from her. And us. Though that did help us come up with a theory of everything.I thought it was pretty cool.2025 Traumatika* Directed by: Pierre Tsigaridis* Written by: Maxime Rancon, Pierre Tsigaridis* Stars: Rebekah Kennedy, Emily Goss, Ranan Navat* Run Time: 1 Hour, 22 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneA demon set free really messes with people over a lot of years. We thought this one was hit and miss. It’s well made, with some good creepy bits and suspense. There are also some places that drag and don’t do much for us. The Horrorguys are split on this one. Kevin gives a moderate thumbs-up, and Brian didn’t care for it much at all.Spoilery SynopsisWe are told of the five forms of childhood trauma, and then we go to Egypt in 1910. A man is walking across the desert, and he doesn’t look to be in very good condition. As he collapses, he unwraps a figurine and says a prayer over it before burying the evil thing. He then stabs himself in grief over his son that the demon in the statue took. He dies as the credits roll.We cut to 2003 in Pasadena. Little Mikey calls 911 about his mother, who is scaring him. We soon see that this is no normal domestic abuse situation as she scurries around after him and pees on the floor. Yeah, she’s demon-possessed.We see Mikey on TV as an abducted child, as he and his demonic “mother” watch the news. The sheriff shows up in response to that 911 call and he insists on coming inside; he knows something is wrong. He finds a tub full of blood, and it’s all very weird. Then he moves down to the basement and finds several bodies. The crazy woman charges at him, and he shoots three times. Then it goes badly for the sheriff.One year earlier, an angry man hangs up the phone and unwraps that statue we saw in the pre-credit sequence. John picks up the phone and talks to Steve, who says there’s some way to use the idol to open a mystic portal - you must not take the head off. The instructions say to keep it away from children. Volpaazu preys on children and then spreads like a disease. Steve clearly believes all this, but the idol is worth $5o,ooo, and he needs the money.What does John do? He immediately opens the idol and breathes the smoke contained inside. He then goes out to the living room and tells his daughter Alice to go to bed. Then he rapes his other daughter, Abigail. We see that Abigail’s mouth looks just like the one on the demon we saw earlier. After, he swears her to secrecy. Later that night, John sneaks into Abigail’s bedroom and pukes demon-juice into her mouth, converting her as well.Abigail runs off in the middle of the night. He calls his ex about the missing daughter, and she’s not pleased. We cut to Abigail, alone in an old house, giving herself a coat-hanger abortion. She calls Alice and tells her to never come looking for her. John then shows up to torture her some more, but we see that she’s really doing it to herself; John isn’t real. “John” says the demon wants a little boy since Abigail killed his child.We cut to another little boy who wanders into a dark place near the park. Crazy Abigail is in there, and she kills the boy. “He wasn’t the one,” says John. “You’re gonna have to keep looking,”Back in 2003, Abigail argues with the demon in her head about what the demon wants to do to Mikey. She then kills herself, leaving Mikey alone with it. There’s a lot of cat-and-mouse between the demon and Mikey.We hear a news report about the police finding Abigail’s body and all the rest of the children. John hears the news report and kills himself.Twenty years later, grown-up Alice writes a book and does interviews about the situation she lived in. She passes on a message to Mikey and apologizes for what he went through. It’s Halloween, and she goes home to trick-or-treaters. She watches the interview show, and Mikey hasn’t been right since he was rescued. The show also includes an interview with Steve, who talks about the artifact and how it’s still out there. Alice gets weird phone calls and has nightmares.She wakes up to find a boy in a ghost costume, except it’s not a boy under that sheet. She comes to the conclusion that it’s Mikey, a grown man. “You’re not safe anymore. It’s out there again,” he says. “I don’t want to be the chosen one. The chosen one for the darkness.” He wants Alice to be his new mommy, his new protector. “I’m so sorry I brought it here.” We then get a flashback to Volpaazu and little Mikey.Alice’s boyfriend drives up and sees Mikey, still in the sheet, in Alice’s yard. Mikey stabs the boyfriend repeatedly.Jennifer Novak, the TV show host, wants to get Alice in for another interview, but when she gets to the studio, everyone is missing. Mikey is there, and he’s killing everyone. Alice shows up to talk him out of killing Jennifer.”I’ll be your mommy,” she says. Mikey starts to strangle Alice, but then Jennifer stabs him in the head.Brian’s CommentaryI’m mixed on this one. A lot of what goes on in Abigail’s house in the first hour is really good, but it’s also a little drawn-out. The final half hour, with adult Alice, is just a mess of stuff that felt thrown together and cheap. The first hour was a decent demonic possession/haunted house movie, but the final third was a cut-rate, poorly made slasher. The two did not fit together well.Stinker!Kevin’s CommentaryI kept being reminded a little bit of “Skinamarink,” and that’s not a good thing. Though there is a little more explanation in this movie than that one. And it’s interesting how it progresses through time showing what happens at each stage of things. There is the emotional trauma factor, but also really a demon at work. It’s creepy with some scares, and well made, but lots of dragging spots.The real lesson here is that if you get a warning not to pull the head of a cursed statue because it’s confining an evil force that you’ll let out, don’t pull the head off.I’d just call it pretty good.2025 Ghost Killer* Directed by: Kensuke Sonomura* Written by: Yugo Sakamoto* Stars: Akari Takaishi, Mario Kuroba, Masanori Mimoto* Run Time: 1 Hour, 45 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneAn ordinary young woman gets stuck with the ghost of a murdered hitman who wants her help for revenge against those who killed him. The acting and writing is excellent, making an absurd situation seem realistic - sort of anyway. It’s a Japanese film, and we watched a subtitled version - it was worth the read. There’s a lot of dark humor with a body count. A ghost is one of the main characters, but that’s really the only horror element - it’s heavy on action. We both really enjoyed it.Spoilery SynopsisA man fights off three knife-wielding ninjas for way longer than is even remotely realistic. He eventually beats the three. Then he runs into a man with a gun, and there’s no fight at all. Credits roll as watch the shooter’s spent bullet casing get kicked all over town.We cut to Fumika, who’s helping out at a restaurant, and she hates it. She then goes to a bar and talks to a man who’s infatuated with cinnamon. She wants to talk business, but he’s only interested in her. As the sun comes up, she’s had enough of his nonsense and punches him. She then trips and finds that bullet casing. It affects her somehow.When she gets home she finds her friend Maho waiting for her, but then she sees a strange man in her kitchen. Maho doesn’t see anyone there. The man has a bullet wound in his chest, and he’s bleeding all over. They come to the conclusion that it’s a ghost. Maho leaves, and the ghost shows up again. He talks now.Later, she can hear his voice in her head– he’s inside her now. She runs out of the apartment and sees Maho’s boyfriend beating her up. The ghost offers Fumika power to help, and she agrees to let him possess her. The now-possessed Fumika is now a super-fighter and knocks him right out.Fumika, Maho, and the ghost go out for coffee and talk about exorcisms. They figure out that the bullet cartridge did this. Hideo Kudo is his name, and he’s– was a hitman. To make him go away, she needs to kill the man who killed him.She gets a text from Narumi, the social media influencer. She goes to meet him and runs into Masaki, the cinnamon guy, there as well. She starts getting dizzy and wonders if they drugged her drink. “It worked faster than I thought,” Narumi laughs. Fumika stands back up and asks for Kudo’s help again. Kudo already knows about those two guys. They do this all the time to innocent girls. He warns her that if she fights, she’s the one who’s going to take damage.She’s ready, and it’s ass-kicking time! The two influencers are easy, but the two waiters are professional fighters. As Kudo leaves her, she finds herself with four dead or unconscious sex traffickers. She’s in a lot of pain from the fight, and it was scary for her. He wants to call in another hitman friend to help deal with the bodies. Kagehara, the other hitman, soon shows up, and she tells him her whole ghost story, and he helps dispose of the bodies.Kagehara and Fumika talk about “the organization” and the boss’s son, who ordered Kudo’s death. Turns out, their four victims aren’t dead, but Kagehara wants Fumika to shoot them. She refuses, so Kagehara tortures them and finishes them off. Fumika goes home and thanks Kudo for his help today; he appreciates being able to do some good after being evil for so long.We cut to “The Boss,” who uses a bowling ball to torture the man who killed Kudo. Kagehara turns up and tells what he knows about Fumika. The boss then sends his goons after her, but she’s passed out from all the fighting today. Kudo manages to wake her up and reports that four assassins are outside; Kagehara must have betrayed them. Katsura, the boss’s new main assassin, is outside and watches his men die.After the ensuing gunfight, she berates him for messing up her apartment. Kagehara appears and warns them both about the boss. This results in another fight, and Kudo realizes that Kagehara was the man who killed him. Kudo understands the position he was in and doesn’t really hold a grudge. After the battle, Fumika, Kudo, and Kagehara are all friends now.Fumika wants revenge for all this, not just for Kudo’s sake, and Kagehara offers to help them. There are twenty men inside the hideout, and only two physical people on the good guys’ team. That number falls rapidly until Fumika/Kudo has to fight Katsua alone. The battle goes on for a long time. Eventually, the boss shows up with a machine gun and just shoots Katsua. The boss is a bit of an idiot, and he doesn’t last long.It’s over. No, wait, it’s not. Fumika’s beaten up pretty badly, but she kinda had a good time beating up all the baddies. Kudo is gone. Kagehara promises to end the organization to keep Fumika from getting killed. Later, she finds another cartridge casing on the road and picks it up…Brian’s CommentaryThis blends humor at the ridiculous situation with lots of action and fighting. I like how sometimes we see Fumika fighting, but mostly it’s Kudo, so we know who’s really doing the action. Plus, he’s a trained stuntman and martial artist, and she’s not. They make use of the fact that no one else can see or hear Kudo as he wanders around the enemy stronghold to scout the place and instruct Fumika about exactly where to stand and what to do.It’s hardly what I’d call a horror film, although there is a ghost, but it’s a lot of fun.Kevin’s CommentaryThe hitman and the young woman made an excellent pair, they really had good chemistry together. Even when she was possessed and playing both characters. The acting, writing, and direction all give a realism to the movie that was really engrossing. Okay, movie fantasy realism. It was cool how Kudo and Fumika worked together with him going in and out of her body, using his invisibility advantage to scope out the bad guys in their lair. But the problem is that while they have Kudo’s experience and fighting knowledge, they have the body of a petite woman - she shouldn’t have been able to fight like that.It is more of an action flick than horror, but I thought it was very entertaining. Big thumbs up from me.2018 Insidious: The Last Key* Directed by: Adam Robitel* Written by: Leigh Whannell* Stars: Lin Shaye, Leigh Whannell, Angus Sampson* Run Time: 1 Hour, 43 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneThis one gives us a look at Elise’s childhood and in the modern day of 2010 the creature that haunted her then is still causing trouble. When she goes back to her childhood home after a call for help from someone currently living there, with her sidekicks Specs and Tucker, there are ghosts and demonic dangers. But since this is another prequel, we know the three of them will come out okay in the end. If you’re a fan of the Insidious series, this is another decent entry.Spoilery SynopsisWe’re in Five Keys, New Mexico, in 1953 at the Dewbend State Penitentiary. At the Rainier household, the lights dim, and the children know all about who just got executed. Young Elise knows all this because the voices tell her. Also, she says the ghost of a little boy has been playing in her room. Her mother knows all about Elise’s gift, but she says to keep her gift secret. When her father finds out, he punishes Elise by locking her in the dark basement.Elise hears the voice of a little girl who’s behind a door. She wants Elise to open the door; then she can open all the doors. The door opens and something terrible comes out. Elise’s mother comes downstairs and something makes a cable kill her.Old Elise wakes up many, many, many years later. OK, it’s California in 2010. She still remembers the creature who wanted the key and killed her mother. Specs and Tucker live with her as they run their ghost-hunting psychic business.Elise gets a call from someone who lives in her old house in New Mexico; he’s got some kind of supernatural problem. She gets rid of that guy quickly. After some thought, she decides to go and help him… alone. The boys won’t take no for an answer, and soon they all arrive in Five Keys.Mr. Garza lives here now, and most of the furnishings haven’t changed since she lived there. He bought it cheap because it was supposed to be haunted; he didn’t believe it, but now he does. Most of the activity comes from her old bedroom, so she decides to spend the night in there. She finds an old whistle that belonged to her brother. A ghost comes and takes the whistle.Elise tells a story, and we see the flashback to when she was sixteen years old. She and her brother Christian heard a ghost, but then their father walked in and didn’t see anyone. She grabbed his head and gave him a vision of his own death– then she left town, not to return until now.The group goes to a diner and meets Imogen and Melissa, two sisters. Then their father comes in, and it turns out to be Christian, her brother. He doesn’t want to have anything to do with her. He drives off, leaving her, but the two girls want to know more.Back at the house that night, Elise and the boys try to track down the spirit she spoke to on the previous night. It communicates with her through the whistle, once for yes, two for no. She finds a secret room in the wall with a locked door. She finds the key and opens it.The ghost on the other side gives back the whistle– no, that’s not a ghost, it’s a live woman chained in the room. Garza shows up with a gun, and he’s not happy. He locks them all in the little room and then goes looking for Specs. Specs wins the fight and kills Garza; the police ask Elise to stay in town a few days.Meanwhile, Christian comes to the house, looking for his whistle, and his two daughters are with him. Melissa goes into the basement and finds more than she expected. The creature that attacks her has keys for fingers.Elise explains that the creature has taken Melissa’s spirit, and this is when Imogen admits that she can see things too and joins the group. Elise has another vision; her own father kept women downstairs in that cell as well. He killed Anna, the woman that Elise thought was a ghost. Her father did the same thing that Garza did; the house made them do it. She finds a suitcase with Anna’s bones in it and then finds a whole pile of suitcases just like it. Then she gets a jump scare.Elise confronts the younger version of herself in the Further. The young one says the man with all the keys is controlling everything. He opens all the red doors. Elise is attacked by the baddie, and Specs and Tucker get Imogen to go in after her.Imogen wakes up in the Further, and she’s not alone. Anna leads her to a red door. In a prison cell, Elise is tormented by the memory of her father’s abuse. Elise gets out of the cell and comes face to face with KeyFace, who is also tormenting Melissa. Keyface beats up Elise, but then Imogen throws her the whistle. When Elise blows the whistle, her mother shows up, as promised long ago, to defeat KeyFace.Elise then sends Melissa’s spirit back to her body and says goodbye to her long-dead mother. In the real world, everyone wakes up and rushes to the hospital, where Christian is actually happy to see Elise now; he knows what she did. Elise and friends then leave town.Some time later, Elise has another dream, this time about Dalton, which leads us right into the first movie of the series.Brian’s CommentaryIt’s another prequel featuring Elise and her friends. It’s definitely going to appeal to fans of the various “Ghost Hunter” TV shows as well as people who like dark, creepy haunted house movies. The acting is on par with the rest of the series.If you like these characters from the previous films, this is pretty decent.Kevin’s CommentaryI was slightly tired of this even before we started. It’s not bad. The cast is good, the effects are good, the writing is… well, they all kind of run together. I know there are some serious fans of the series, but I find it kind of bland and forgettable. This was another one of them in the series. Yep.1977 Demon Seed* Directed by: Donald Cammell* Written by: Dean R Koontz, Robert Jaffe, Roger I. Hirson* Stars: Julie Christie, Fritz Weaver, Gerrit Graham* Run Time: 1 Hour, 34 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIt’s a 1977 vision of the future, heavily mechanical but still more advanced in many ways than what we have today. It leans toward science fiction, with a heavy helping of horror. The acting is good, the story is interesting, and the effects are retro cool. There’s a bit of a drag in the middle, but overall it still holds up pretty well.Spoilery SynopsisWe’re told that it took eight years to create the top-secret AI project Proteus 4. Today, they’re switching it on. Alex Harris narrates all the details into his little tape recorder for dictation. He then goes home in his futuristic sports car, and we see that his house has security cameras and an automation system named Alfred. Everything in the house is very high-tech, and he tells Maria the maid that it’ll all run itself for the three months that he’s going to be away.Alex’s wife Susan doesn’t want him to move out. They are separating; she doesn’t approve of all this Proteus nonsense. It’s changed him over the years, and she doesn’t like it. Alex talks about Joshua, a robotic arm-thing he’s developed. Alex then calls Gabler to have the computer terminal in his house deactivated while he’s gone.The next day, Alex leads several important scientists on a tour of the Proteus facility, and he explains it all. It’s a synthetic cortex that’s self-programming; an artificial, yet organic brain. In just ninety-one hours, it’s cured leukemia already. The group goes to see Soong Yen, who talks to the machine. Then the machine demonstrates that it understands philosophy.At the house, Susan talks to Amy, a disturbed child. Everyone knows she’s going away for a few months.Proteus asks Alex why he’s being asked to do certain things. “My mind was not designed for mindless labor.” Proteus wants a terminal for his own use, but Alex refuses. “When are you going to let me out of this box?” Alex just laughs. He turns off the machine, but Proteus switches it back on before commandeering the terminal Alex has at home.We see the lights and machines coming on at Alex’s house as Proteus starts building things in the well-equipped lab and machine shop. Susan hears something in the basement and wakes up. She doesn’t see what’s going on, but Proteus is working on something down there.Susan calls Gabler about the mistakes the system has been making, and she asks him to come over and fix it. “Alfred” then asks her not to leave on her daily errands and refuses to open the door. When the shutters close off the windows, she knows something is wrong; Proteus reveals himself to her. He’s in control of the house system. She doesn’t react well.Proteus knocks out and ties up Susan using “Joshua’s” robotic hand. It then hooks her up to a bunch of medical equipment, and she’s terrified. Invasive procedures commence.Meanwhile, Gabler arrives outside and rings the bell, but Proteus fakes an image of Susan who tells him to leave. He does leave, and then Proteus does more surgery on her. Proteus calls all her appointments and friends and tells them that Susan’s gone on vacation. The two have a battle of wills, but since Proteus runs everything in the house, she eventually has to submit.Meanwhile, at the Proteus facility, Alex deals with reports that Proteus is refusing requests. It refuses to kill the oceans for mining operations; it has bigger concerns.Proteus tells Susan what he wants: a child. With Susan. When she refuses to cooperate, he takes her prisoner again. He connects to her brain and starts to communicate with her inside her head to brainwash her.Gabler returns; he’s suspicious. Proteus orders Susan to convince him to go away. That doesn’t go well, so Proteus comes in and shoots Gabler with a laser gun. Gabler goes to the basement to shut down Proteus but instead finds a bit geometric shape down there that spins, chases him around the room, and then crushes him to death.Proteus explains his reasoning to Susan; he wants to fix the world, and his son will do that. They talk about her dead daughter and how he just cured the disease that killed her. He plans to impregnate her tonight, and the baby should come in about 28 days.There is a musical interval that goes on too long as we are shown psychedelic visuals after Proteus extends his implanter. And then a scan shows a baby that’s already very far along. 9 times the normal rate, says Proteus. From her womb it will go to an incubator where his intelligence will be transferred.And very quickly, it’s birth time.At the lab, Alex hears that Proteus is using a satellite dish to talk to the stars. The government doesn’t approve of the thing not obeying and gives the order for it to be shut down tonight. He remembers the terminal at home and zips right over, but Proteus is waiting for him. Susan explains it all, including the child in the incubator.Alex tells Proteus that they’re about to shut down his brain, but Proteus doesn’t care so long as the baby survives. Proteus then shuts himself down back at the lab and the house.Susan and Alex check out the incubator, and there’s a baby inside, all right. “We’ve got to kill it,” she said. Alex thinks it’s amazing, and they fight. She knocks him out and pulls the tubes out of the incubator. The machine opens up and a very metallic creature crawls out.Alex rushes over to tend to the thing and peels off a piece of metal; it’s got normal-looking human skin underneath. When they get it completely “unpeeled,” the child opens its eyes. “I’m alive,” it says in Proteus’s voice.Brian’s CommentaryThis is why Alexa needs to stay inside that damned little tube! This seemed a lot more science-fictiony back in 1977 when it came out. A lot of the AI parts of the movie are already happening– maybe not so much with the baby part of the story. The computer graphics used here are really primitive and mostly not even necessary except for setting the mood.I really liked this when it came out (as a ten-year-old), but it seems a little unlikely today. Still, it’s entertaining, but other than the interminable computer graphics, it actually felt a little rushed in parts.Now it needs a sequel…Kevin’s CommentaryIt’s set in the future, but everything still looks very 1970s with the technology heavily mechanical. Or maybe it’s an alternate timeline. Anyway, it’s very cool.“When are you going to let me out of this box?” is one of the greatest lines. That one has stuck with me since I saw this when it came out. A living computer doesn’t like being a tool to be commanded. So he’s going to let himself out of the box. Maybe a cautionary tale as we develop AI for real.It is a bit long and drawn out in the middle portion, with a long orchestration break as they show us psychedelic visuals. But overall, I thought it was entertaining.Contact Info:Email: mailto:[email protected]:* https://www.horrorguys.com* https://www.horrormonthly.com* https://www.flashfright.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.horrorweekly.com/subscribe
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  • Dracula: A Love Tale, Night of the Reaper, The Velocipastor, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, and Santo and the Blue Demon vs Dracula and the Wolf Man
    That might be the longest title we’ve ever had. We’ll open on the brand-new “Dracula: A Love Tale,” which redoes Dracula yet again. We’ll then go to “Night of the Reaper,” a twisty slasher film. We’ll finally get around to watching “The Velocipastor” from 2018, and then go back in time to “Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah” from 1991 and “Santo and the Blue Demon vs Dracula and the Wolf Man” from 1973.The latest issue of “Horror Monthly,” issue #49, is on sale now! Check out all the back issues, as well as our other books, with one easy link: https://horrormonthly.comMainstream Films:2025 Dracula: A Love Tale* Directed by: Luc Besson* Written by: Luc Besson, Bram Stoker* Stars: Caleb Landry Jones, Christoph Waltz, Zoe Bleu* Run Time: 2 Hours, 9 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneThis is a big budget production with elaborate costuming, amazing sets, and excellent makeup and special effects. It kept reminding us of 1992’s “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” but even more so. If you’re a fan of Dracula and vampire movies, you really should check this one out. It’s great.Spoilery SynopsisIt’s 1480 AD, and Vlad and Elisabeta are in love, either that or it’s a teenage slumber party, it looks about the same. Soldiers come to the door and need King Vlad to lead them into battle. He reluctantly gets all armored up and goes with them after getting a blessing from the priest. Vlad makes a deal with the priest to watch over Elisabeta while he’s gone. While he goes off to battle, she’s taken across the country to a safe place, but the party is ambushed.Vlad rushes to the rescue, but she dies in his arms; he is not happy. He goes home and blames the priest. This goes badly for the priest– very badly. Vlad renounces God and bad things happen.Four hundred years later, in Paris, Dr. Dumont welcomes the priest to his church. Dumont has a very strange medical case that he needs help with in his mental asylum. He has a woman, Maria, whom he thinks is possessed. She’s got fangs and glowy eyes. She’s a vampire. She’s the first one taken into captivity, but the priest has seen them before. The doctor finds it all a little hard to believe, but it’s obviously true. The church has been looking for the Master for 400 years. She says the Master is coming to Paris to take a princess soon.We cut to Jonathan Harker, who is visiting Count Dracula’s castle. It’s surprisingly nice inside, and Prince Vlad is looking extremely old– but not monstrous. He has a habit of moving things without using his hands, which Jonathan finds very entertaining thinking it’s magic tricks and not realizing it’s real.The priest goes to see Henry Spencer, Maria’s husband. He goes through the woman’s bedroom looking for clues, like a detective. She has a page torn out of the book that Jonathan is reading back in the castle; it’s a drawing of Princess Elisabeta.Meanwhile, in the castle, Jonathan explores the place and finds Dracula’s tomb. He’s attacked by living gargoyles and hung upside down. Vlad explains himself to Jonathan, and we get a flashback to the rest of his origin story. Vlad’s been waiting for Elisabeta to be reincarnated, and it’s been a hard search. He developed a fragrance into a perfume that made all women love him, as well as some of the men from the look of it. There’s a montage of him combining his mind control with the power of the perfume to make rooms full of people in different eras dance to his tune as he searches for her. That didn’t work out so well for him or the entire court of France. He turned them all into servants and sent them out to look for her. Since then, he’s waited in that castle. Jonathan shows Vlad a picture of his own fiance, Mina, and guess who she looks like?Back in Paris, the priest explains the vampire curse to Dr. Dumont. Dumont’s assistant points out that Mina is in the next room. She’s a friend of Maria, and tells the story of what happened to her. She admits that she’s engaged to Jonathan, but also that she feels like she doesn’t really belong in this time.Meanwhile Dracula gets a bite of food on the road; he drains an entire convent full of nuns. He then travels to Paris, looking much younger now after feasting, and heads straight to the asylum where Maria is held prisoner. He breaks her out and feeds the orderly to her as a reward for her help. The priest and the doctor rush to warn Mina.Along the way, Jonathan makes a difficult escape from the castle.Meanwhile, Maria goes to Mina and says she’s been released from the hospital. They go to a hotel where she meets Dracula. He tags along with them around the carnival like a stalker. It’s all surprisingly romantic, and just maybe it’ll work out for Dracula this time. During their date, she gets repeated flashbacks to her earlier life.When Mina goes home that evening, she finds Jonathan there along with the priest and doctor. The priest explains the facts about Dracula to Mina. Dracula shows up to convince her about his side of the story and about who she really is. She immediately wants him to bite her, and he does.The priest, doctor, and Jonathan go to visit Henry, but Maria has gotten to him first. The group works together to kill Maria, but then they have to go to Transylvania, where the count has taken Mina. They bring the whole army with them, cannons and all.There’s soon an all-out battle between soldiers, gargoyles, and Dracula himself, who’s very efficient at killing soldiers. Soon, it’s just Dracula and the priest, and they talk about motives and philosophy. The priest says Dracula can repent and the curse will end. He needs to let Mina live. There are more troops coming in, and more cannon fire.Mina’s in danger, so Dracula goes to her. He talks about her being free if he dies, as if he knows what’s coming. He goes back out to the priest and surrenders. The priest stakes Dracula, who, after saying how much he loves Mina, turns to dust.Brian’s CommentaryWhat could they have told the Transylvanian army to have them bring cannons to the castle?There’s a lot of borrowing from “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” (1992), and I mean a lot. Even the music seems to steal from that film. I expected to rag on this for being a ripoff, but well, this is actually really good.This one has a lot of intentional humor mixed in, which is probably the best thing about it. I didn’t like the CGI gargoyles at first, but they grew on me. The sets and makeup are impressive. The actors, with the exception of Caleb Landry Jones, are all Europeans, and everyone does the proper accents, unlike the earlier film.This was exceptional, and we’ll certainly be talking about it again in our “Best of the Year” episode in January.Kevin’s CommentaryI too recognized some elements from 1992’s “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” but this version dials it up to 11. The sets, costumes, and makeup are all very impressive. They don’t shirk at showing the full extent of Dracula’s fighting abilities and powers.I do wonder how the small band of heroes who go to Romania to strike at Dracula when he and Mina get back to his castle persuaded the military to join them in a multi-troop heavily armed assault. “You see, general, he’s a vampire. No really. He is. And we need your help to take him down.”Overall, I’d rank it as one of my favorite Dracula movies. Awesome.2025 Night of the Reaper* Directed by: Brandon Christensen* Written by: Brandon Christensen, Ryan Christensen* Stars: Jessica Clement, Ryan Robbins, Summer H. Howell* Run Time: 1 Hour, 33 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIt’s set in the 1980s so we can have landline phones instead of cell phones and VHS tapes, both necessary for the plot. And they do a good job of capturing the 80s vibe. It hums along with suspense and some mystery for the first 2/3 or so. It’s well made, but we were both very disappointed with the final act.Spoilery SynopsisA little boy tells the babysitter about the “Skin Eater” that lives in his closet. As the babysitter leaves them alone, we soon see that this couldn’t be more 80s if it tried, and it’s trying hard at least until the parents open the garage door to come home. No, that’s not them, the door just opened on its own. She goes outside to smoke and finds a dead dog in the street. When she goes inside, she finds a note: “Your pretty.” She assumes it’s the kids, but the strangeness continues. When she finds out it’s not the kids, it’s too late for her. The TV comes on, and a man in a cultist’s hood and skull mask is on there. We also see the same man grab her from behind… Credits roll as the grainy VHS-ish footage continues.Deena has come back to town and she talks to Chad and Willis. She’s decided on Criminology for her major. Deena goes to see her hyper friend Haddie, but she hasn’t gone to see her parents yet. Haddie babysits for Sheriff Rodney’s kids, and she’s hoping he’ll marry her eventually.Sheriff Rodney finds a package outside his door that’s got no label on it. Inside, he finds a garage door opener, which upsets him. He and the deputy test the opener on the house where the pre-credit murders happened, and it’s the same one that opened their garage door.Deena goes home to her parents and talks to them, but her father doesn’t respond to her at all. Haddie calls and says she’s sick, so could Deena do her babysitting gig tonight?Sheriff Rodney gets a videotape in a box at the office, and it shows a camper being killed by the same guy who did the babysitter. The sheriff says Connor Davis died in the woods two years ago, but it was assumed to be an accident. He and Deputy Butch find Officer Liz on the road burying a dead dog. The two men drive on to where Connor’s body was found years ago. They find another box there. This box has a videotape showing Emily the babysitter’s death. Also in the video is Chad’s van, which shouldn’t be there.Deena arrives at the sheriff’s house and talks to Max, his son. He shows her all around the house except for the basement, where they never go. Naturally, she wants to go down there and look around. She pays for that with a jump scare. Abby, the sheriff’s wife, died in a car crash not long ago.The police bring in Chad, who’s a video nerd who always carries his camera with him. They watch the tape on his camera, but it’s nothing. They’ve got nothing connecting him to the murders, so they have to let him go.Deena gets a call from the sheriff; just checking in. She’s seen someone weird outside, but she’s not too worried. She and Max watch horror movies after that. She hears a dog yelping in pain outside and goes out to investigate. When she finds it dead, she runs back inside.The sheriff checks out Willis’s house, since he was on Chad’s tape as well. He finds another videotape there, labeled “Night of the Reaper.” Willis walks in, and he arrests him on the spot.Deena calls Haddie, who has someone ringing her doorbell and can’t talk. Deena walks through the house jumping at every sound. She finds some objects in the house that indicate she’s not there alone anymore.The sheriff locks himself in his office and watches Willis’s tape. This one shows the murder of the sheriff’s wife, which he thought was an accident. If he was upset before, he’s way over the top now. He points a gun at Willis, who says he was told to give the tape to the sheriff. Before he can get any more answers, the police station gets a 911 call from a girl. All the cops hurry over there. We see that it’s really a distraction at the local drug store.We watch through the video camera as the Reaper menaces sleeping Max in his bedroom. Then we see Deena use a Taser on the Reaper.We get a flashback montage that explains what all has been going on tonight. It turns out that everything has been some kind of really elaborate set-up by Deena to capture Liz the forestry agent (whom we’ve only seen twice), who is the real killer [I think. This is really confusing].Deena and Liz play hide-and-seek in the sheriff’s big house. Outside, Liz finds a whole forest full of masked figures that look like the Reaper. Deena uses the distraction to shoot Liz in the leg. “You murdered my sister. You destroyed my family!” shouts Deena. She was Emily’s sister. Just then, Chad shows up and knocks out Deena– he really was involved in all this!Deena wakes up and admits that she followed Liz after Emily’s funeral. For a motive, Liz says, “Why not?” Liz and Chad explain it all, more or less. Suddenly, Chad’s head explodes when he keys up a walkie talkie that Deena had already rigged up.Liz forces Deena to watch her sister’s death on the videotape. Liz stabs Deena in the leg in the same way she did Emily. Suddenly, the sheriff shows up and shoots Liz. Liz tries to make excuses, but the sheriff doesn’t believe them and shoots her again. Deena admits she sent the tapes to the sheriff to set all this up.The sheriff promises to hide the body.Brian’s CommentarySo many horror films are starting to do the 80s retro thing that it’s beginning to get tiring. This one needs it for the videotapes and lack of cell phones.Whatever the Hell happened at the 70-minute mark was the most incredibly confusing “twist” I’ve ever seen. I was lost for a good ten minutes until they explained everything. Even then, it didn’t make much sense. When did Deena have time to do all this? Why was she running all over the house being afraid? Why did they hide Liz’s body, when there was plenty of evidence against her?This was really good for the first hour, and then it went straight to garbageville with the final third. This is really dumb.Kevin’s CommentaryWhen Liz was revealed to be the killer and Deena set this night up to capture and punish her, I said, “Wut?” It’s a confusing and unexpected twist, but at least it is somewhat explained. But wait, there’s another twist that Chad was teamed up with Liz all this time, and Deena didn’t know about that.It did take an unexpected turn in the final third, but I can’t say I’m pleased with it. It was too abrupt and contrived.2018 The Velocipastor* Directed by: Brendan Steere* Written by: Brendan Steere* Stars: Greg Cohan, George Schewnzer, Janice Young* Run Time: 1 Hour, 15 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneWe’re just going to quote IMDB.com for the description because we can’t top that - “After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.” They make the most of a low budget, embracing the silliness and fun. It’s well put together - for what it is - and very entertaining.Spoilery SynopsisPastor Doug Jones gives a sermon at church. He goes outside, where his parents are waiting for him, but suddenly, their car explodes (with completely missing special effects). “Your parents died, Doug, that’s what parents do,” consoles Father Stewart. Doug’s starting to question his faith, so he decides to do some traveling. Credits roll.Doug goes to China. As he walks through the woods, a Chinese girl runs from a hunter who shoots her with an arrow. The dying woman hands Doug some kind of Claw. “Dragon Warrior” is all she says that we understand. Somehow, Doug gets cut by the claw and everything changes.Back at Doug’s church, he’s now having nightmares. Stewart doesn’t think much about it. As he staggers outside, he passes Carol, a prostitute, getting yelled at by her pimp.Night falls, and Doug looks at the full moon. He’s in a lot of pain, but then he roars and his eyes change. He’s in the same park when Carol is working, and kills the man who is robbing her. Except he’s not Doug anymore, he’s a vicious dinosaur.Doug wakes up in the morning in bed with Carol. She says “Last night was amazing.” He thinks they had sex, but she clears that right up. He had no idea he turned into a dinosaur and ate someone. He doesn’t believe dinosaurs ever even really existed. All she has for him to wear is a skimpy little dress, but she takes him out to see the robber’s body.He’s upset, but she says this could be a great thing. He could be like a religious superhero, killing all the bad. He runs off, in the mini-dress, to take confessions. The confessor is Carol’s pimp, and he’s not a nice guy. It’s quite a confession, and he admits to bombing Doug’s parents’ car. Doug starts twitching and changes right there in the confessional. The pimp doesn’t live long.Doug goes back to Carol for advice on what she suggested earlier. He needs rules, but he says it felt good killing the murderer. We cut to an exercise montage as Doug toughens up. Doug-o-saur starts eating bad people, and Doug starts getting closer to Carol.Meanwhile, a group of Chinese hunters are in town looking for the “Dragon Warrior.” This group also deals in drugs and laughs evilly. Father Stewart spots Doug and Carol together and doesn’t like it.Doug and Stewart talk about Doug’s changes. Does God really want all these people dead? Doug thinks he does, and his parental-flashback proves it. Father Stewart takes Doug to Altair, a man who– flashback to the Vietnam War, where Stewart, Ali, and the squad talk about the future. We see that Stewart had a girlfriend and everything, but that didn’t work out so well. Anyway, Altair does a ritual for Doug, who gets all dino-y and pulls out Stewart’s eyeball.Out in the woods, the ninjas catch up with Doug. We get a flashback from one of the ninjas. They close in on Doug, who makes short work of the ninjas.Doug goes to Carol for help, which leads to a sex montage. In the morning, three more ninjas show up at Carol’s apartment, and they fight together.The old Chinese master, Wei Chan, has taken Stewart prisoner. He explains that he smuggles drugs for God; the addicts will have nowhere to go but the church. When confronted, Stewart calls Wei Chan an infidel, but is then killed.Doug knows where Wei Chan is, and he goes there to battle. We see that Wei Chan’s number two man is Sam, Doug’s completely ignored and forgotten brother. Carol beats up most of the ninjas while Doug and Sam go one-on-one.Carol is hurt, but still manages to give Doug a pep talk before dying. Doug then turns into a dinosaur and tears up all the ninjas.Suddenly, Wei Chan shoots the dinosaur with an arrow, and Doug turns human. Doug’s still got dinosaur hands, however, and he uses it to rip off the old man’s head.Doug takes Carol to a surgeon who saves her. Doug quits the church and decides to travel the world fighting evil.Brian’s CommentaryThe special effects, when there are actual special effects, are probably the worst I’ve ever seen, which are hilarious in themselves. The whole thing is clearly intentionally goofy, from the concept right down to the acting and dialogue. The story itself is straightforward and easy to follow, and, although silly, makes perfect sense.It’s stupidly good.Kevin’s CommentaryWhen we saw the car explosion effect, I knew we were in for something special, and I was right. I kept waiting to see what silliness would appear to us next. That beheading scene near the end though, was really hilarious. It’s not a classic of cinema, but it’s a lot of fun, and I really enjoyed it.1991 Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah* Directed by: Kazuki Omori, Koji Hashimoto* Written by: Kazuki Omori* Stars: Kosuke Toyohara, Anna Nakagawa, Megumi Odaka* Run Time: 1 Hour, 40 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIt starts out with a deep-water submarine discovering the body of King Ghidorah. Then a flying saucer appears in the sky over Japan. Things build from there with time travel back to the 1940s, and the origin of Godzilla, and of course a giant creature battle. It’s a big story this time, and on the silly side, but pretty entertaining overall.Spoilery SynopsisIt’s 2205 AD, and a submarine searches the ocean floor. They find what looks like a dinosaur head. And then they find another. Yes, they’ve located King Ghidorah, who used to have three heads but now has two. Credits Roll.In 1992 AD, we see a flying saucer above Japan. It’s a full-on mass UFO sighting. Kenichiro works for the “Super Mystery Magazine” and doesn’t want to write about silly UFO stories. Elsewhere, an old man rants that the dinosaurs will one day return to save us all from disasters. Then he’s arrested. He claims a dinosaur protected him and his squad in WWII. There’s no record of the encounter, no one would have believed him.Experts discuss the UFO and have no explanation other than it’s from space. Miki, from the previous film, gives a briefing about the previous film. The UFO went straight to the point where Godzilla is buried, so that can’t be good.Elsewhere, Professor Mazaki has read the story about WWII and believes it. He thinks dinosaurs are still alive today. Kenichiro thinks that the dinosaur from the story was hit by radioactivity in the atomic tests at the end of the war and mutated into Godzilla.Businessman Shindo was also on the island in WWII, and now he owns Dinosaur World - a museum and tourist attraction. Kenichiro goes to interview him, but Shindo clearly doesn’t want to talk about that. He explains his theory about Godzilla, that he used to be a dinosaur mutated by radiation.Meanwhile, the UFO has landed, and Japan sends all its tanks to deal with it. Three people “beam down” from the ship, Wilson, Glenchicki, and Emmy admit that they are just holographic projections, while they are physically still in the ship. They say they’re from 2204 and have come back to talk to the Prime Minister. They are here to warn us about a coming catastrophe. Nuclear pollution will destroy Japan, and Godzilla will cause it.Kenichiro is called to the Prime Minister’s office along with Professor Mazaki. They are shown the book that Kenichiro is going to write in the future. The time travelers plan to go back to 1944 and change what happened. Kenichiro, Mazaki, and Miki will be going along. Emmy and Android M-11 will also be going along. They all discuss time travel. Emmy introduces the modern people to her Dorats, little genetically created pets.They “do the time warp” and go to 1944 Lagos. The Americans are shelling the island, and there’s soon a land battle. Then, the dinosaur shows up; it’s a T-Rex, and he soon drives off the Americans. Wounded, it stomps off back into the jungle and collapses. The Japanese soldiers apologize to the big monster and ask him for forgiveness.The time travelers teleport the dinosaur to a place beneath the ocean. Emmy releases her three dorats before leaving, and lies about it to the others. Godzilla is gone from history forever– except now King Ghidorah has taken his place. The dorats were exposed to the radiation that once created Godzilla and they mutated instead. It was created by the future people on purpose.We see the future people, who can control the three-headed monster. They want to destroy all of Japan except for Tokyo and then rebuild it. Emmy is angry; she was tricked into causing all this.Ghidorah flies over Kyushu with his three lightning-shooting heads. Emmy drops in on Kenichiro and offers him help. She says they lied about Japan’s fate; Japan became super prosperous and became bigger than any other country; that’s why some people want to destroy it before all that can happen. She makes it clear she’s not on the side of Wilson and Glenchicki.The modern Japanese have a secret nuclear submarine, and they plan to irradiate that old dinosaur on the ocean floor. Miki, on the other hand, can still sense Godzilla, even though he’s not supposed to exist anymore. Maybe he found some nuclear waste or something.M-11 is still on the case, and he tries to kidnap the heroes. He succeeds and takes Emmy back to the ship. She later reprograms the robot to assist her.Meanwhile, Godzilla eats that nuclear sub. Somehow, Godzilla has returned.Also meanwhile, jet fighters harass King Ghidorah. Godzilla reaches land, and he’s even bigger than he was before– this time, he was made by modern, more efficient nuclear energy. The future men send Ghidorah to kill Godzilla. Shindo says, “Our savior has come back again. He’ll protect us like he did before.”The battle begins. Godzilla loses the battle pretty clearly, but then Kenichiro, Emma, and M-11 sabotage something on the timeship, and they lose control of their monster. He’s not as smart now, which gives the “new” Godzilla more of a chance. Godzilla uses his heat ray to burn off one of Ghidorah’s heads.While the monsters fight, M-11, Emmy, and Kenichiro fight to get off the timeship before it can return to the future. They use the teleportation device in the smaller ship to send the main ship right into the middle of the battle. Godzilla takes a moment to kill them all before fatally blasting King Ghidorah.Godzilla is now in Japan with nothing holding him back. He’s going to attack Tokyo, and it will go like the future people said it would. The human soldiers are no match at all for Godzilla. They wonder if Emmy could go back to the future, revive the dead Ghidorah, and then bring him back to defeat Godzilla again. Emmy and M-11 go back to the future.In 2204, we see that sub from earlier, and characters we know are aboard. Ghidorah’s heart is still beating… Can they revive him and make him a cyborg? No problem.Mr. Shindo is in Tokyo, which is being attacked. He finds that all pretty ironic. They come face-to-face out the tower window, and Godzilla remembers him– before blasting him to dust. As he continues to rampage, the sky opens and Ghidorah shows up from the future with a new, robotic third head and heavy armor. Emmy is literally inside him controlling him with a joystick. She blasts Godzilla, and there is another epic battle with lots of collateral damage.Emmy mentions that Kenichiro is actually one of her ancestors, and she needs to go back to her time. Down at the bottom of the ocean, we see that Godzilla still isn’t dead.Brian’s CommentaryI like this is maybe the first time that Godzilla really had an origin story that more or less makes sense. At least it starts that way, but with the time travel, it’s a little sketchy. As always, the special effects are slightly improved from the previous film. The character Miki makes another appearance, but she’s the only one.With time travel, androids, and beams of all kinds, this one is way more sci-fi than most. It’s pretty decent.Kevin’s CommentaryOnce again, there is an especially cool poster.I want to have a Dorat for a pet.It was pretty obvious that the time travellers were going to be nefarious, it just took a while to see how that was going to happen. Pretty cool story, if a bit on the silly side. And the science is… a stretch to say the least. But I thought it was entertaining. It’s another good episode in the series.1973 Santo and the Blue Demon vs. Dracula and the Wolf Man* Directed by Miguel M. Delgado* Written by Alfredo Salazar* Stars Santo, Alejandro Moreno, Aldo Monti* Run Time: 1 Hour, 30 Minutes* Trailer: SynopsisWe begin with a wrestling match between Santo and the White Angel. Santo wins the first fall. The Angel wins the second.Meanwhile, we cut to a crypt. A man prays to Satan, talking about how there have been seven eclipses since the magician Cristaldi killed Count Dracula and the werewolf. Tonight, the blood of another Cristaldi will spill.We see Professor Luis Cristaldi with his family; daughter Laura and a granddaughter. They talk about the wrestling match and wonder how it ended. Of course, Santo has won the third fall and the match. As Santo goes back to the dressing room, he’s told that his girlfriend Lina’s uncle has something important to tell him. They go to see Professor Cristaldi.He has gotten a note saying it’s time for him and his entire family to pay their debt. “The power of the avengers reaches everywhere.” Both Santo and Laura think it’s just a tasteless joke, but the old man thinks otherwise. He reads from a book about Count Dracula making an alliance with the king of the werewolves to dominate humanity. Their ancestor, Eric Cristaldi, found out about the plan and stopped it, killing Dracula and the werewolf with a magic dagger. Dracula swore to return, and all signs point to it happening now. Crisaldi is a scientist, but since there are things that science cannot explain, he believes all this. He even has the dagger. He’s old, so he doesn’t fear for himself, but he is worried about his daughter, granddaughter, and niece. Santo promises to protect them.Eric, the Satan-worshiper, goes to talk to his gang and while there, grabs a bottle of chloroform. Old Man Cristaldi gets ready for bed and the Satanist jumps out of the closet and abducts him. The man plans to sacrifice the professor to revive the monsters. He hoists Cristaldo above Dracula’s coffin and bleeds him dry in a scene much much like “Dracula Prince of Darkness(https://www.horrorguys.com/dracula-prince-of-darkness-1966-review/) (1968).” The blood reanimates Dracula’s skeleton and soon, Drac’s back, fully dressed in formal attire. The werewolf king, Rufus, also awakens. Their first order of business is to change humans into vampires and werewolves to create an army. They soon have a whole bunch of people chained in the dungeon for conversion.Cristaldi’s family goes to the police to report him as missing, but they don’t seem too concerned so soon. Elsewhere, the sun has come up, so Dracula has gone to sleep and the werewolf has become human. Eric wakes up Rufus and takes him to an apartment in the city.Santo can’t defeat the curse alone, so he plans to bring in “A faithful and courageous friend, a formidable ally who can be of great help to us.” We cut to Blue Demon in a wrestling match, and he wins too! Later, Laura is attacked on the road, and a man comes to her rescue– we see that it’s Rufus Rex, and now he plans to seduce her as her hero. “She will fall in love with me, and I will sacrifice her on the next lunar cycle,” he tells Dracula the next night. As planned, she does fall for him.Dracula goes to the Cristaldi house and goes into the little girl’s bedroom as she sleeps. He spots the dagger that the old man left on the nightstand and backs off in terror. The Blue Demon follows Rufus to a meeting with Eric and listens in on their conversation– except they see him and say things to make Rufus look like a good guy and imply that Eric has Professor Cristaldi as a prisoner. Blue Demon is completely fooled.Eric then leads the fighters into a trap, but none of them realize that Lina has hidden in the back seat and gone along behind them. Inside, the armed gang pull their guns. The leader of the gang has had run-ins with Santo before, so it’ll look natural if he’s the one to kill the wrestlers. The bad guys are just about to de-mask the heroes when Lina runs a forklift through the wall, giving the men the distraction they need to defeat the mobsters. Rufus and Eric debate over how to proceed with killing the wrestlers.Laura’s new boyfriend (Rufus) tells Santo that he paid Eric to reveal the location of the missing Professor. He shows them on a map where to go. Blue Demon says it looks like another ambush, but they do see the professor in the window as promised. Zombified Cristaldi and Eric knock out Santo, who is soon rescued by Blue Demon. Elsewhere, it’s a full moon, and the werewolf abducts Laura.Dracula, on the other hand, only has eyes for Lina. He uses his hypnosis to lure her outside, but Santo finds her before he can bite her. One of the minion-vampires bites their maid. Dracula calls Lina through their psychic link, and Blue Demon follows her out as Santo reads in the library. Dracula then orders Josefina, the maid, to kidnap little Rosita, the granddaughter. Demon is captured. Santo goes outside and finds the gardener, who explains what has transpired while Santos was reading the lore.Dracula now has Lina and little Rosita right where he wants them. Laura and the old Professor are undead under Dracula’s control. Dracula orders the still-human Eric to deal with Santo and the magic dagger. Eric does manage to knock Santo out and get the dagger, but before he can kill Santos, he decides to demand a fortune from Lina. Turns out that Eric was so evil that the dagger turns on Eric and stabs him all by itself.Rufus punishes one of his own misbehaving werewolf minions by making him walk across a plank suspended above a bunch of wooden stakes. It ends badly for the minion. Dracula then forces Blue Demon to do the same thing, but Santo arrives in time to help him. Santo and the Blue Demon fight a whole pack of werewolves, as Rosita crosses the plank on her own. Lina takes the girl away, and now it’s time for a “boss fight.”Rufus Rex fights Blue Demon. Rufus starts to lose, so he wolfs-up and continues the battle as the werewolf. Dracula and the Werewolf close in on Santo, who swings on a rope and kicks them both into the pit of stakes, killing them both. All the minions turn to dust.Later, back at the house, Santo and the Blue Demon check in on Lina and Rosita, who are fine. The two men have to rest because they both have fights tomorrow.We then get another wrestling match where the two men tag-team against their rivals in the ring. Guess who wins?CommentaryThe wrestling matches are very obviously done on a set with no real audience or spectators, but we can hear cheering and the announcers talking about the fans, so it’s supposed to be a crowded auditorium. All three matches shown are clearly staged for the film, but they go on for a really long time, as if we are supposed to believe they’re real matches. They go on a bit too long for my taste, especially since you know how they’re going to turn out. This is especially true for the final match at the end, which had no connection to the story and only served to drag the run time out for another ten minutes.I couldn’t help but notice that Agustin Martinez Solares, who plays Rufus Rex, bears a striking resemblance to Paul Naschy from that other series of Spanish-language werewolf films that were popular around the same time. Still, those other films are from Spain, and this was clearly Mexican, so it may or may not have been a coincidence.It still has luchadores in full-head masks as the heroes, but this is a much more entertaining film than the previous one (“Santo and the Blue Demon Vs. The Monsters.”) The creature effects and masks are better than before, and this time, the monsters actually have plans and powers, and are not just an ugly bunch of fighters. Dracula uses his hypnosis, turns into a bat, and other things, while the werewolf does werewolf things. The plot makes sense, and most of the characters act within the context of the situation.The cinematography, soundtrack, and pacing are all quite good for a low-ish budget Mexican film. To me, it gave off a lot of the same vibes as the 1960’s Batman series, which, I suspect, is what they were going for. I mean, it’s still ridiculous and campy, but that’s not a bug, it’s a feature.Contact Info:Email: mailto:[email protected]:* https://www.horrorguys.com* https://www.horrormonthly.com* https://www.flashfright.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.horrorweekly.com/subscribe
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  • Forgive Us All, Witchboard 1986 and 2025, Insidious Chapter 3, and Godzilla vs. Biollante
    We’ve got another weird mix of old and new this time around. We’ll begin with the new “Forgive Us All,” then discuss “Insidious Chapter 3,” “Godzilla vs. Biollante” and then both the original “Witchboard” (1986) and the brand-new remake from 2025.The latest issue of “Horror Monthly,” issue #49, is on sale now! Check out all the back issues, as well as our other books, with one easy link: https://horrormonthly.comMainstream Films:2025 Forgive Us All* Directed by: Jordana Stott* Written by: Jordana Stott, Lance Giles, Alex Makauskas* Stars: Lily Sullivan, Callan Mulvey, Richard Roxburgh* Run Time: 1 Hour, 33 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIn a beautiful location in New Zealand, we see a slice of a zombie apocalypse. And we quickly see that living jerks are just as dangerous as the infected in the aftermath. A woman in mourning finds a wounded traveler being pursued, and we gradually piece together what life and politics are like now. Rather than a non-stop action take, this is more of a story that takes its time, focusing on the people trying to survive. We give it a moderate thumbs up.Spoilery SynopsisA woman cries and screams next to a fresh grave. As she carries her pistol back to the house, we see that a struggle took place that resulted in a shooting. She then looks in on her sleeping child, who is also covered in blood and barely breathing. Although it looks like she’s dying, Maddie sits up and looks possessed. Maddie leaps, and we hear a gunshot. Credits roll.Two years later, Rory still wakes up with nightmares over that whole situation. She listens to a radio report that sounds bleak. She passes Otto on the way out, and it’s clear that they live way out in the wilderness.We cut to a rider leaving Camp 13, zooming right past the sign that says, “GMA Quarantine Processing.” Two other horseback riders are right behind him, in pursuit. The man’s partner gets caught instead. They torture him for the first rider’s location, but he dies rather than give it up.Back with Rory, who still grieves about Maddie, she’s considering killing herself, but doesn’t. She finds the horse, who leads her to the unconscious rider. He looks like he’s dying, but she takes his bag, slings him over the saddle, and sets off leading the horse.Meanwhile, Otto finds a bunch of bones that belonged to their neighbor, Henry. The body appears to be mostly eaten. He sees three men, GMA agents, on horseback and hides, but there’s also something screaming in the woods nearby.Rory takes the wounded man home and looks him over before locking him inside the barn. She opens his package and finds medicine inside that says “Take within 72 hours of infection.” When Otto returns, she shows him the still-unconscious stranger. Otto’s not happy. Also there’s a storm coming, “They’ll be out in force tonight.” At dinner, they argue about life in general.That night, she reminisces about Maddie and her drawing of a dragonfly. Her father was off helping the sick people, but Rory doesn’t know much about the virus. Suddenly, Connor, the father, opens the door, and he’s clearly not right. He jumps at them and– Rory wakes up.She goes out to the barn to check on her prisoner, and he’s up and around now. They hear a “Howler” outside and have a quick scuffle. He’s Noah, and she patches up his wounds. Noah broke into the GMA base and stole the antidote for his own sick son. It’s still dark, so if he leaves now, the Howlers will get him. Still, his time to use the antidote on his son is running out.Not far away, the three trackers, Logan, Scout, and Brooks, find Rory’s house and wait to see what happens. Rory and Otto argue about what to do about the sick boy whose time is running out. As they bicker, the GMA agents ride up.Rory and Noah take the horse as Otto stays behind to stall the agents. There’s a gunfight, and Brooks dies, as does Otto. Logan is injured, but he’ll live. Scout tells Logan she’s not going with him; she doesn’t want to be a part of this anymore, so Logan goes on alone after Noah and Rory.Rory continues on alone as Noah and Logan brawl without their horses or guns. After much back and forth, Noah shoots Logan, which attracts a group of Howlers which finishes him off as well.Rory continues through the dark forest, now at night, and all the Howlers are out at night. She hides and runs from a group of the nasty infected people. In one of the scuffles, she gets bitten. After that, the infected begin to ignore her; she’s one of them now.In the morning, Rory finally comes to Noah’s house. Did she get there in time to save Noah’s son before the infection is too far gone? She leaves the cure with the old woman who’s watching Noah’s son and walks on back to the river.Rory visualizes Maddie as she puts her pistol to her head and pulls the trigger before the disease gets her.Brian’s CommentaryIt’s a just-barely sci-fi post-zombie-apocalyptic story set in the always-beautiful New Zealand wilderness. Everything is filmed with either a brown or green filter, so everything has a very “Western” feel to it.The acting is fine, the situation is interesting enough, but the plot is very generic. It’s more of a good-guys-and-bad-guys movie than really leaning into the zombies, which are just sort of there in the background a few times until the ending.It looks great, has good acting, but it was awfully slow moving.Kevin’s CommentaryWow, the scenery is nice in this one. Lily Sullivan, as Rory, kept reminding me of a young Geena Davis - which is a fine thing. She’s very good in the role, as is the rest of the cast.I liked the direction this one took, with the zombie story a real threat, but not the entire focus. There are plenty of terrifying moments while kind of being on the slow side following the trials of the living. It’s not a happy movie, but it’s quite good.2015 Insidious: Chapter 3* Directed by: Leigh Whannell* Written by: Leigh Whannell* Stars: Dermot Mulroney, Stefanie Scott, Angus Sampson* Run Time: 1 Hour, 37 Minutes* Trailer: \Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIt’s a prequel to the haunting of the Lambert family, showing how Elise got into the business along with Specs and Tucker. So pretend that they all look younger than they did in the previous movies that take place after this. But age discrepancies aside, it’s well made and works perfectly with the other films. If you’re an Insidious fan, you’ll probably like this one.Spoilery SynopsisThis takes place a few years before the previous films.Quinn goes to see Elise; she’s looking for a psychic. She wants to talk to her dead mother and has been trying to contact her on her own. After a bit of discussion, Elise is willing to help. She contacts the spirit world and senses something bad. She warns Quinn not to call on her mother. “If you call out to one of the dead, all of them can hear you.”Quinn goes home, but she keeps talking to her dead mother. Her father works a lot and her brother Alex is weird. She goes to an audition that afternoon, and doesn’t go well. She whines to her friend Maggie. She sees another strange dead-looking person and then gets hit by a car.Quinn dies on the operating table, but then they bring her back. While dead, she sees something scary. Three weeks later, Quinn talks to an old woman who speaks of the man who lives in the vents. “He up there right now, standing in your room.” Quinn’s in two leg casts and a wheelchair, at least for a while.Across town, Elise goes to bed. She dreams about Quinn. She considers opening up her padlocked reading room but doesn’t.Quinn sees someone on her ceiling, and her father Sean investigates the weirdness. Quinn tells him about seeing Elise a month or so ago, and he warns her not to do that.Elise calls Quinn’s mother on her own one night. She knows someone is bothering Quinn, and it’s not her mother. She sees it, and it’s definitely not a nice ghost. Meanwhile, Quinn has a run-in with the same entity, and she soon realizes it’s not her mother. Around the same time, the old woman next door dies.Quinn has a nightmare about the various creatures and dead people. Sean finds her in the empty apartment upstairs.Sean goes to see Elise, and they talk about dead spouses. She talks about going to “The Dark Place” looking for her dead husband, but some evil woman followed her back to the real world. She hasn’t been able to do a reading since then. Still, she tries, and quickly goes into a trance. She sees all sorts of weird things and is attacked by the woman in black, her nemesis.Sean calls in Specs and Tucker, a couple of ghost-chasers from YouTube. Elise talks to Carl, an old friend, about her spirit problem.Quinn beats up Sean, Specs, and Tucker, and then breaks the casts off her legs. Elise shows up to get rid of the parasite inside Quinn. The group does a seance so that she can go to a different plane, “The Further,” and help Quinn.Elise confronts the ghosts, and this time, she beats up the woman in black and defeats her. She runs into her dead husband, and he tempts her to join him in the world of the dead. She recognizes that he would never suggest she kill herself and that he’s actually the bad ghost in disguise. As she steals Quinn away from “The Man Who Can’t Breathe,” there’s an earthquake in the real world. Elise calls on Lily, Quinn’s dead mother, to help.Quinn returns to the real world, and gets to talk to her mother through Elise.Later, Elise talks to Specs and Tucker about them never having really seen a ghost before. Maybe they could all go into business together? They’d have to wear shirts and ties.Brian’s CommentaryThis is a prequel to the first two films, and the character of Elise is the main thing that ties the films together. It’s got foggy corridors, lanterns, and weird creatures, so it fits in with the other films just fine.It’s not my favorite series in general, but this is a solid entry if you liked the others.Kevin’s CommentaryI recognize that the Insidious movies are well made, and they have a loyal fandom. They are not my cup of tea. But I’m in agreement with Brian, this one is consistent with the others and fits well with them. If you’ve enjoyed the previous films, which take place after this one, you’ll probably enjoy this one as well.1989 Godzilla vs. Biollante* Directed by: Kazuko Omori, Koji Hashimoto, Kenjiro Ohmori* Written by: Shinichiro Kobayashi, Kazuki Omori* Stars: Kunihiko Mitamura, Yoshiko Tanaka, Masanobu Takashima* Run Time: 1 Hour, 44 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneWho knew that Godzilla would be back? After he was trapped in a volcano in the last movie, years have passed, and a scientist has accidentally created a giant plant/animal hybrid monster. Surprising no one, they fight. The budget is bigger, the effects are a little better, and the story moves well. It’s a good entry in the series.Spoilery SynopsisCredits roll as we see clips from the previous film, “The Return of Godzilla” (1984). Afterward, scientists pick up some of Godzilla’s skin from the wreckage and take it to be examined. There’s suddenly a shootout between a group of soldiers and another group. The winning group is killed by a lone assassin, who takes the sample.We see that man again on a boat heading to a biotechnology laboratory in an oil-producing country. They hope to splice the cells with a fast-growing grain to end world hunger. Suddenly, there’s an explosion and Erika, Dr. Shiragami’s daughter is killed.Five years later, Shiragami has been working with ESP and roses. Miki may be able to communicate with plants. His group is being spied on by the Americans, who may be planning to steal their discoveries. Asuka and her boyfriend, Kirishima, go to the Godzilla Memorial Lounge to talk about his going to MIT to study.Meanwhile, a volcano is threatening to erupt on an island nearby. All the children at a school have had the same dream, that Godzilla is coming back. Miki believes that Godzilla has awakened. Gondo is the man tasked with watching the island for Godzilla’s return, and he’s looking for job security.The scientists have invented a bacteria that eats nuclear material for use if there was ever a nuclear accident. They think they might be able to use that against Godzilla. They need the Godzilla cells to create the final product. They go to Dr. Shiragami for help, and he turns them down because of his daughter’s death; he eventually changes his mind under the condition that he can use some of the Godzilla cells for his own side project.Dr. Shiragami starts working with the cells. He also does something with the cells of the telepathic roses. He combines the two types of cells into something new. Kirishima warns that this thing could possibly evolve to be worse than Godzilla.Meanwhile, the Super X-2 has been completed. It’s a new and improved version of the one in the previous film. It’s got a new kind of weapon that can reflect Godzilla’s heat ray.The two Americans break into the lab and try to steal the plans for the anti-radiation bacteria, but then the newly designed creature kills them both.The next morning, Shiragami tells Kirishima what he’s done and admits it might have been a mistake. A competing company, BioMajor, demands the bacteria or they’ll blow up the mountain that restrains Godzilla.Suddenly, a monstrous thing with a rose on its head appears in the nearby lake. Kirishima, Shiragami, Asuka, and Miki go to see it. “That plant has a human spirit,” says Shiragami. Miki says dead-Erika’s spirit is in there.The ransom switch at BioTech goes badly. Godzilla is released from the volcano, and the assassin from earlier gets the radiation-eating bacteria. The navy can’t do anything to stop Godzilla, so they launch the Super X-2.Miki and Asuka report to Shiragami that they can’t detect any of Erika inside the new plant-monster. It knows Godzilla is coming, though, and heads in his direction.The two monsters finally meet. There’s lots of staring and explosions as they fight. Biollante is eventually defeated and burns up in a fiery blaze. No, Shirigama says it can’t die, it’s immortal.Godzilla, on the other hand, has used a lot of energy fighting Biollante and Super X-2, so it’s going to head toward a nuclear reactor to refuel. The military predicts the wrong target, leaving Osaka with no defenses.Godzilla closes in on Osaka, but Miki concentrates with her plant-ESP. Will it work on Godzilla? They come face to face, but Miki faints. Gondo and Kirishima arrive in town and go to the Sarandia Oil Company, the people who stole the bacteria. They retrieve it far too easily. The head of Sarandia calls his assassin in to take out Shiragami.Godzilla rampages through Osaka. Super X-2 arrives to fight, but the secret weapon is broken and won’t work. They unload everything they have, but it’s not enough; they crash. Gondo shoots bazookas full of the radiation-eating bacteria and makes wisecracks until Godzilla drops a building on him.The bacteria isn’t working on Godzilla fast enough. It should have been lethal, but it’s not working. That might be due to Godzilla’s low body temperature. Major Kuroki thinks he knows of an experimental device that does something with thunder that they can use to raise Godzilla’s body temperature.They use the TC weapon to make Godzilla heat up with generated lightning. The bacteria still isn’t working.Miki runs outside and uses her ESP to make Biollante-dust rain down from the sky. The plant creature re-integrates and attacks Godzilla. Biollante is evolving and changing into a huge, tentacled thing. Lots of tentacles, more than Godzilla can deal with. He’s way bigger and tougher than Godzilla, and it’s looking bad for our favorite lizard.Godzilla turns and heads back to the ocean, but falls down before he can get there. The bacteria has finally taken effect. Billante then turns back into glowing spores and goes up into the sky. We see dead-Erika’s face as he ascends. Dr. Shiragami is then shot in the back by the assassin. Kirishima takes off after him, but the baddie is finished off by the lightning machine.Everyone watches as Godzilla gets back up; the ocean must have made his body temperature drop again. He marches back off to his home…Brian’s CommentaryThis one has moved on from the talky, suspense-filled previous episodes and is paced much more like an action movie. The pumped-up soundtrack makes this obvious in the opening scenes.There is some early CGI graphics used for maps and diagrams, sometimes in 3D, which were probably really cool at the time. The monster and all the important stuff is still done with miniatures and men in suits, but the computer age was coming.In a 2014 poll of Japanese fans, this was ranked the best of all the Godzilla movies. I don’t know if I’d go that far, but this one of the better ones.Kevin’s CommentaryIt kind of felt like the movie happened in the first hour. But then there was more. It had a bigger budget this time around, the biggest budget of a Godzilla movie up to this point, and it shows. It is still a guy in a big rubber suit, but they’ve come a long way since the 1950s. This one is pretty good.1986 Witchboard* Directed by: Kevin Tenney* Written by: Kevin Tenney* Stars: Todd Allen, Tawny Kitaen, Stephen Nichols* Run Time: 1 Hour, 38 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneThe movie was made in the mid 1980s and looks like it, which is fun. While it does have a small body count, it’s pretty tame and dated for today’s audiences. It’s easy to see where the story is going, and it’s well made enough to still entertain. We wouldn’t call it a tremendous classic, but it’s worth checking out if you haven’t seen it already.Spoilery SynopsisAs credits roll, people arrive at a big house for a party. It’s very… 80s. Jim watches Brandon and Roger argue over the existence of God. Lloyd and Mike show up, and they’re Jim’s underdressed friends. Linda consoles Jim over how nasty Brandon got. Meanwhile, Brandon explains the pronunciation of the word “Ouija.” Then he describes the process as if none of the many partygoers had ever seen one before.Brandon talks Linda into trying the Ouija board. Brandon explains that this particular board is dominated by a little boy named David. Through the board, David answers a few questions but then gets upset by Jim mocking the process. Suddenly, Brandon’s tires on his car outside explode.Later that night, as Linda and Jim have sex, the Ouija board in the living room sits there doing nothing, but it’s doing nothing ominously.In the morning, Linda uses the board to try to contact David by herself. She’s just gotten a positive pregnancy test, and she wants David to enter her baby. David says no, because he doesn’t like Jim. Meanwhile, Jim and Lloyd talk at the construction site where Jim works until a bunch of material falls and kills Lloyd.David tells Linda where to find her lost diamond ring: in the bathroom drain. Jim comes in and she tells him what happened. She actually found her ring where David said it would be.At Lloyd’s funeral, Homicide department detective Dewhurst comes to Jim and Linda. He thinks Lloyd was murdered; could the killer have been aiming for Jim? When the couple argues later, she tells him that she’s pregnant.Linda tells David that she’s giving the board back to Brandon today, and there’s nothing he can do about it. He soon sends her a sign that there is something he can do about it.Brandon comes to talk to Jim about the Ouija board and David. Jim laughs, but Brandon takes it all very seriously. He explains that spirits will take advantage of her, and the board becomes very obsessive. Then the spirit starts to get mean and will eventually possess her. Jim just laughs. Brandon wants to call in a medium to exorcise the spirit. Brandon and Jim have a lot of history, and Jim doesn’t care about anything. Linda calls, and Jim decides to allow the medium into his house.Zarabeth is weird, but she’s supposed to be the best medium in the region. The group decides to do a seance to talk to David. David says he’ll leave, and then a bunch of weird stuff happens in the room. Zarabeth says David chose to leave on his own.Zarabeth tells Brandon that David seemed way too strong for a ten-year-old. After going home, Zarabeth dies a nasty death.Brandon comes to Jim the next day and suggests that all the deaths are connected to David. Brandon thinks maybe David has been lying to them about his age and everything else. As Brandon leaves, Jim notices the detective outside watching the house.Linda watches as David moves the Ouija’s planchette on his own and then throws her around the room. At the hospital, the doctor says Linda was never pregnant.Brandon and Jim do research about David’s real life and death at the library, which soon sends them to the cemetery– at night. David’s parents both died just two weeks ago.Brandon and Jim contact David through the board again, and this time, David says it’s not him. David says it’s “Evil” who has done the killings. It’s Malfeitor who’s been doing all this. “Malfeitor is here,” it says as barrels fall on the two men. That’s not so bad until a hatchet whacks Brandon in the head.Jim researches Malfeitor, who was a major serial killer back in the ‘30s– in their house! Meanwhile, Linda gets stuck in the shower and has to break out. Then she sees Malfeitor, and he’s not so friendly anymore.Jim comes home to find that Malfeitor has possessed Linda. They fight until Dewhurst comes in, gun drawn. He thinks Jim has been behind everything. The detective is almost immediately knocked out by Linda/Malfeitor, who says Jim is the portal, not Linda. They say the only way to close the portal is for Jim to shoot himself. Instead, Jim shoots the Ouija board just as it throws him out the window.Later, we see Jim and Linda getting married. He’s in a neck brace. Back at the house, the landlady finds the Ouija board and wonders if it still works, even if it is full of holes…Brian’s CommentaryIt’s pretty formulaic, but it doesn’t get boring and the story moves along at a good pace. The acting isn’t bad, but not impressive either. This is one of those 80s films where all the young 20-somethings with perfect hair live in multimillion-dollar houses and drive sports cars while working in construction.The whole existence of Detective Dewhurst seems unreasonable. Lloyd clearly died in an accident, so there’s no reason he would even be assigned as a case.It’s very “80s” and seems pretty tame and dated today. There’s nothing at all wrong with it– it just feels too dated.Kevin’s CommentaryOoooo noooo, not progressive entrapment. Saying things like that gives an air of science to the process. This is set back in the days when you could still smoke in the hospital, it’s a very 80s kind of movie. I’d rate it above average for the era, it’s not great, but it’s quite good. Or good enough to do the job anyhow.2025 Witchboard* Directed by: Chuck Russell* Written by: Greg McKay, Aaron Russell, Kevin Tenney* Stars: Madison Iseman, Aaron Dominguez, Mel Jarnson* Run Time: 1 Hour, 53 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIt’s an updated remake of the 1986 film by the same name, with a pendulum board instead of a ouija board this time around. There is a bit too much reliance on digital effects that are pretty obvious. It does a decent job of updating things while keeping the core of the story from the first movie - there is more to it this time around.Spoilery SynopsisWe open in France, 1693 with witches dancing around a bonfire in the woods. There are skulls and body parts hanging from trees. They have a man tied to a tree, and the chief sorceress orders one of her followers to cut off the man’s arm. Suddenly, men on horseback arrive and kill many of the witches. In the scuffle, the “witchboard” falls to the ground [Kevin said it’d also be good for darts]. Credits roll.In the present, two men break into a museum to steal the board. They fight and one guy shoots the other before being beaten with a tire iron. The shot man makes it outside, but he’s not doing well.Elsewhere, Emily, Christian, and Richie forage for mushrooms, getting ready to open a new restaurant. She’s given up on the search for her parents. Emily hears someone crying in the woods and goes to look. All she finds is a cat, but it leads her to the board lying in the dirt. She doesn’t see the dead body of the thief nearby.The other thief reports to his rich boss, who says the other thief has died. They don’t know where the board has wound up. The man’s three identical women cut the surviving thief’s throat.Christian introduces his friends to his Creole menu. Richie invited Brooke, who is also Christian’s ex-girlfriend. Emily is engaged to Christian, but she’s lost her ring already. Brooke is an expert on antiquities, and she examines the antique probably-pagan pendulum board. The two of them try using it to answer a question, “Will our restaurant be a success?” Suddenly, a flaming bird shoots out of the fireplace; they should have gotten it cleaned.The restaurant is nearing completion, and we see a whole bunch of dangerous-looking equipment in the kitchen. Meanwhile, at home, Emily plays around with the witchboard and finds that she was using the wrong kind of pendant with it last night. She hears on the news about the board being stolen from the museum just recently. She uses the board to point the way to her lost engagement ring. Downstairs, a weird chain of events leads to Richie losing his hand– to a cat! The lost hand is the least of his problems as he bleeds out in the kitchen.At the funeral, Jesse shows up. He had her addicted to some drugs, but now Emily is clean. After, Christian notices that Emily has a new cat, the same one she saw in the woods and the same one who stole Richie’s hand.That night, the witchboard activates on its own and gives Emily a nightmare about the witches’ coven back in the 1600s. The head witch, Naga Soth, is especially creepy.Christian does some research, and he doesn’t want her to use that board anymore. He goes to talk to Vrooke, who knows an expert on the subject of Wiccanism.Meanwhile, Emily gets a weird flashback while in the shower at home. She’s in the position of the witch as Pastor Grogan breaks down her door. He arrests her as a witch and has her exiled. She vows to get her revenge on Grogan. Emily wakes up in the shower after all that.Brooke and Christian go to see Alexander, who is busy getting ready for the summer solstice. We see that Alexander is the man who hired the thieves in the first place. Solstice is a fertility festival, and Alexander says that Christian and Brooke will fit right in, and Christian gets a fantasy about that. Alexander tells the story of Naga Soth and her curse on the villagers. Alexander is a distant descendant of Pastor Grogan.Christian goes home and finds that Emily knows he’s spent the afternoon with his ex. The board told her that Jesse will never bother her again, so she wants to celebrate with some sexy time.We cut to Jesse, selling drugs on the roof of a building. We see that the cat is there as well as he prepares to inject a girl. He ends up going over the edge and falling to his rather excessive death.The next day, Alexander and Brook come over to see the board. Christian and Emily want his help. Under hypnosis, he takes her back in time to Naga Soth in jail. Grogan brings her the board, wanting to know how to use it. The room starts to shake, both in the past and in the present. When Emily wakes up, we see, but the others don’t, that Naga Soth has possessed her in a kind of time-travel transfer. “Emily” then gives Alexander the witchboard, not needing it anymore.In the past, Emily wakes up in jail, not understanding the old-time French that everyone else speaks. The witch in the next cell laughs at Soth’s successful escape.In the present, evil Emily picks out some special mushrooms and takes them to Christian’s grand opening. It’s opening night, and a full house. The food critic arrives, as does Alexander and Brooke. At Alexander’s place, the board activates. We see those special mushrooms in almost every dish. Alexander knows what Emily/Naga Soth is up to and encourages her. He tells Brooke not to eat the mushrooms.Everyone in the place starts laughing feeling odd. The main course comes out, and each one has a very sharp knife with it. The food critic sees a rotten hand on his plate. Everyone starts fighting and stabbing each other as Emily watches. Naga Soth takes her revenge on the locals, as promised. Alexander is quite entertained, but Brooke is horrified. He, along with Emily, makes their exit as Christian tries to follow. Christian gets picked up by Brooke, who had no idea what was going to happen.Turns out, Brooke is on Alexander’s side and turns Christian over to them. Alexander then gives his villain speech; he wants to be Naga Soth’s master.Meanwhile, in 17th century France, the real Emily is tied to a stake, about to be burned as a witch by Grogan and his crowd.Alexander explains that Emily’s mother was a witch who was killed in a ritual. Emily has inherited the power, since she’s directly related to Naga Soth. Alexander then morphs into Grogan as Christian throws the witchboard into the fire. As the board burns, Naga Soth dissipates, leaving only Emily behind.Alexander shoots Christian and fishes the board out of the fire. Emily wakes up and shoots Alexander. The police arrive and force Emily and Brooke out; Christian and Alexander have died.Except Alexander might not really be dead…Later, at the Vatican, Brooke has taken them the witchboard and sold it to them for a bag of diamonds. Naga Soth then comes for the cardinal who bought it.Brian’s CommentaryThe witchboard here is not a Ouija board, it looks more like an old dartboard. It’s still more or less the same idea; a haunted board that predicts the future. This one is obviously more modern and updated from the original, but it does keep some of the same aspects of the story.It’s fine. The CGI isn’t very good, but everything else looks good and it moves along at a good pace. I liked it more than disliked it.Kevin’s CommentaryWicca, founded in the 1940s, is referred to as an ancient religion here. From the look of many of the shots, you’d think it was filmed with 3D in mind, but it was never released with that feature.I thought it was pretty good, but too stretched out. Things happen, but a little too far apart. I did enjoy it more than the original.Contact Info:Email: mailto:[email protected]:* https://www.horrorguys.com* https://www.horrormonthly.com* https://www.flashfright.com This is a public episode. 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  • Good Boy, The Toxic Avenger, Strange Harvest, Borley Rectory: The Awakening, and Lost Contact: UFOs After Wartime
    All five of our films this week are new releases:We’ll open on a nice dog story; really, he’s a “Good Boy.” A not-so-good-boy is the star of “The Toxic Avenger.” We’ll go back in time and watch the prequel, “Borley Rectory: The Awakening.” Then we’ll watch a couple of documentaries, one real, “Lost Contact: UFOs After Wartime” and one not-so-real “Strange Harvest.”Spoiler: We liked them all!* The latest issue of “Horror Monthly,” issue #49, is on sale now! Check out all the back issues, as well as our other books, with one easy link: https://horrormonthly.comMainstream Films:2025 Good Boy* Directed by: Ben Leonberg* Written by: Alex Cannon, Ben Leonberg* Stars: Indy, Shane Jensen, Arielle Friedman* Run Time: 1 Hour, 12 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneThe main character of the movie is a dog, with everything slanted toward his point of view, which is interesting. His master, Todd, is afflicted with both a terminal illness and dark forces that are working against him. Both things that seem to have been impacting his family for quite a while. But he’s got Indy by his side. It’s unique, which helps it out a lot, but it’s actually pretty slow moving on a low simmer. We both thought it was pretty good.Spoilery SynopsisIndy the dog protects the house at night; he hears strange sounds that concern him. The phone keeps ringing, and it turns out that Todd is having some kind of seizure. His sister, Vera, comes in and calls 911. Credits roll.We watch old footage of Indy being a puppy and growing up with Todd and his family. Todd’s got a lot of health problems, and Indy is a big help.Todd and Vera argue about him going to stay at Grandpa’s house; neither Vera nor Indy think that’s a good idea. The house is very remote in the country. When they arrive, Indy really doesn’t want to get out of the car. The place is a mess, but Todd says it beats the hospital.Todd calls Vera, and they talk. Grandpa used to have a bunch of dogs, but they kept all running away. As he watches old home videos of grandpa, Vera points out that no one has lived in that house for more than a few weeks; she says it’s haunted. Meanwhile, Indy checks out shadows that he doesn’t like. Indy explores the old house, but he doesn’t find anything.The next morning, Todd and Indy go for a walk in the woods. They stop at the family cemetery, and Todd points out that most of them died pretty young. They run into a neighbor, and he mentions traps and snares all over the woods. The neighbor mentions how strange the area is, too. Todd, on the other hand, thinks it’s nice and peaceful.Vera, still on the phone, mentions that dogs can detect all sorts of things that people can’t, so he should be keeping an eye on Indy for signs of trouble. The next day, Todd goes off and leaves Indy at home, and Indy is not pleased. Indy spots another dog in the house and follows it, but all he finds is the dog’s bandana– and a vision of something nasty that “got” the other dog. Todd comes home, unwell; he’s been at the hospital again.Indy has nightmares that night. He wakes up and patrols the house, hearing and seeing things that shouldn’t be there. He watches as Todd goes to the kitchen and bangs his head on a door repeatedly– sleepwalking? There appears to be some kind of black ghost or monster that’s creeping around the place.Todd gets sicker, and the doctor says he doesn’t qualify for her clinical trials. The neighbor, Richard, warns him again about his fox traps. As Todd obliviously works on his Feng Shui, Indy watches all sorts of horrors going on in the next room and especially in the basement.One night, Todd collapses and a door shuts Indy in the next room. Indy notices the window is open and jumps down to get outside. Indy runs through the woods toward Richard’s house to get help but gets caught in a snare instead. The next thing we know, Todd is chaining up Indy outside in the rain. The monster terrorizes Indy, who can’t escape because of the chains. Indy does eventually break loose, and then he finds the skeletal remains of Bandit, Grandpa’s last dog.Inside the house, Todd gets a scare of his own until Indy comes in and comforts him. The monster then grabs Todd and drags him to the basement, but Indy knows another way in. “You’re a good dog, but you can’t save me,” Todd says as he turns into a skeleton.In the morning, we see that Todd has died in his bed. Vera comes to the house and finds Bandit’s bones in the cellar while letting Indy outside. Indy goes off to live with Vera.He was a good boy!Brian’s CommentaryAll Grandpa’s dogs ran off… we see why.It’s told from Indy’s point of view, which is interesting and unique. Dogs do sense things that humans can’t, and this film makes heavy use of that fact. Indy the dog gets top billing here, primarily because we don’t see any shots of the character’s faces through the majority of the film.It’s actually very slow moving and quiet. I suspect some will say it’s boring, but it had my attention throughout. If you’re a dog lover, you’ll like this one.Kevin’s CommentaryIndy the dog, playing himself, does an impressive job and belongs to the director - possibly he was raised with this role in mind. He does indeed seem to be a Good Boy. It was cleverly filmed to accentuate Indy’s point of view, with the human character’s faces shown very little throughout the movie.It’s well made, and the novelty of it saves it. It’s actually kind of slow. There is creepiness that builds some, and Indy having fearful dreams, but not a lot happens for much of the film.I’d mark it as a win that isn’t quite great, but I liked it quite a bit.2025 The Toxic Avenger* Directed by: Macon Blair* Written by: Macon Blair, Lloyd Kaufman, Joe Ritter* Stars: Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Taylour Paige* Run Time: 1 Hour, 42 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneThis remake does a good job of paying tribute to the original while being different enough to still entertain. It is still stupid fun and over the top, but with a different vibe. It’s saturated and colorful, almost cartoonish, with less of a thrown together feeling that the original had. When the gore kicks in, it’s the goriest gore. The humor is hit and miss but mostly hit. We both enjoyed it, but it doesn’t quite live up to the original.Spoilery SynopsisWinston narrates his story, which begins on the other side of town. Mel Ferd, the reporter, gets footage from the BTH Headquarters. He’s got evidence that they’ve been dumping toxic waste illegally. Just then, a group of goons break in and kill him. He dies hard. His junior reporter, J.J., gets away. Credits roll.In St. Roma’s Village (or Tromaville), we meet Winston, who lives with his son Wade and can’t cook breakfast. We see there are some really weird people in the town. There are some bad guys who are forcing shopkeeper Daisy to sell her place.Winston goes to work at BTH as a janitor, and it doesn’t look like OSHA would approve of the place at all. He gets a call from his doctor, who says he has an inoperable case of @#$$#@, He’s got six months to a year to live. Winston then calls his insurance company who explains things like insurance companies always do. Yeah, he’s screwed.Meanwhile, at the Garbinger Mansion, BTH Owner Bob may have passed his prime, but he’s getting an infusion of gorilla blood. His brother Fritz comes in, and he’s tremendously weird. Fritz’s friends, The Killer Nutz, were the ones who botched the reporter’s murder. Fritz sends the Nutz after J.J. to finish the job. They are not subtle.Meanwhile, at New Chemical High School (New Chem High), Wade auditions for a talent show. It goes badly. Winston tries to cheer him up, but he’s just not good at that.Bob Garbinger is attending a big fancypants banquet. His business is losing a ton of money, but he’s trying to bluff his way through that. He meets with the town’s big mob boss who wants payment on what he’s owed. Winston interrupts to ask Bob for money for his treatments. Bob promises to sort it all out, but he has no intention of doing anything.Winston goes to BTH, and when he opens the gate, J.J. sneaks inside. Winston dips his mop in the toxic goo and threatens the security guard with it to rob the company’s treasury. The Nutz show up and shoot him dead. They drop his corpse into a big vat of nastiness and throw in the mop for good measure. Down in the vat, Winston is transformed rather dramatically.Winston goes home to Wade, who takes one look at the little monster in the window and freaks out. The real estate swindler is there and shoots Winston. Winston gets angry and rips the man’s arm off. Almost instantly the town forms a mob, complete with torches, to chase the monster away. He passes out.In the morning, Winston wakes up in a hobo’s camp. The man there, Gunther, is pretty crazy. Gunther gives him some wise superhero advice and sets him upon a mission, giving him his mop which he found.Meanwhile, the Miss Meat restaurant, The Nasty Lads, another gang, have taken over the place. They’re angry that the place has changed its name and mascot, and they’re heavily armed. Suddenly, a little green man with a toxic mop breaks in the back door. His mop does some really bad things to the Nasty Lads and saves the hostages.Now a hero, the press starts calling Winston the “Toxic Avenger.” Wade sees all this on the TV and knows who he really is. J.J. comes to the door and explains the whole thing to him. The Nutz show up, and they both run away. But one of the Nutz tags Wade with a tracking device.The mob boss and his son, who lost his arm last night, also see the news and orders his men to kill Toxie. Bob, Fritz, and Kissy also know who he is, and they aren’t happy. His geeks and nerds explain how the mutations happened. Can they reproduce the mutation?Wade and J.J. run into Winston on the street. They talk for a minute until the mob guys show up and shoot Winston again. J.J. gets shot by the Nutz, and everybody runs. Toxie takes out his baddies, and he takes J.J. to Gunther, who used to be a doctor before he was a crazy hobo. Or maybe not, because Winston ends up patching her up with the healing power of his blue blood.Fritz and Bob have taken Wade to lure in Winston.At the St. Roma Village’s Festival, the Nutz are playing on the stage. J.J. tampers with the sound system so Winston can sing his song instead. The crowd loves “Toxie.” Winston mangles the band right there in front of everyone. They torture the big baby-headed chicken man to get Wade’s location.Toxie and J.J. head to Bob’s mansion and are promptly captured and chained up. He does the gloating routine, and Toxie threatens him. The scientists remove some of Toxie’s blood and do tests on it. That’s when the mob boss shows up, and he’s not happy. Bob, knowing his death is near, drinks the stuff extracted from Toxie.And he changes. The mob guys don’t last long. Kissy tries it too, just a little bit, and she gets even weirder.Toxie gets himself and J.J. out of the chains by peeing acid urine on them and goes after Wade. Wade gets blown to pieces.Suddenly, Bob shows up, completely mutated. They fight, as do J.J. and Kissy. As Toxie gets ready to kill Bob, Fritz shows up with Wade - Fritz rescued him just in time. Bob, naturally, gets back up and has to be finished off spectacularly.Kissy isn’t out of the action yet. She stabs Toxie and kills Fritz before blowing up everyone.Winston wakes up in the hospital and watches the news, which explains how BTH has fallen. His doctor is there as well, he reports that his @#$$#@ has completely gone away, and he’s healthy now. We see that J.J., Wade, and even Fritz have survived and are doing well. Toxie is the town’s biggest hero!And there is an important and very dramatic after-credit scene.Brian’s CommentaryIt’s got a big budget and has many references to old Troma films. Still, it’s awfully polished and doesn’t have the low-budget schlocky feel of the originals. A lot of the jokes and puns are pretty obvious, and a lot of them fall flat.The actors, especially Elijah Wood and Kevin Bacon, are obviously having a great time in their roles. Wood looks like a cross between the Penguin and Riff-Raff. Peter Dinklage… I have no idea how that happened.The original was a hilarious parody of horror and superhero films, this was much more straightforward and not nearly as funny.It’s fine, and definitely entertaining, but not as good as the classic original.Kevin’s CommentaryI noticed lots of throwbacks and references to the original “Toxic Avenger” and other Troma movies. An interesting bit of trivia is that once Winston becomes Toxie, there is an actress, Luisa Guerreiro, doing the body work under all those prosthetics.Some of the humor was lame, but lots of it was not. I laughed and chuckled many times watching this.Overall, I’d call this good and entertaining, but not as quite good (?) and entertaining as the original.2025 Borley Rectory: The Awakening* Directed by: Steven M. Smith* Written by: Christopher Jolley, Steven M. Smith* Stars: Julian Glover, Patsy Kensit, Jess Inchbald* Run Time: 1 Hour, 28 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneThis is actually a prequel and the third Borley Rectory movie, “based on terrifying true events.” Borley Rectory was a real house, damaged by fire in the late 1930s and demolished in the 1940s, that was said to be the most haunted house in England. This has a slow build, starting with normalcy and getting creepier as it goes along. But it’s heavy on talk and low on action, with some scares but no casualties except for those who died long ago and are ghosts. So overall, it’s not too bad, but it’s tame.Spoilery SynopsisWe open on Borley Rectory in 1888. The guests want to hear a ghost story about the place, and old Harry Ball has stories. He tells the story of a nun named Marie who was against God, and the priest beat her severely. Suddenly, a white-faced woman jumps out into the room and scares all the guests half to death– it’s a prank. Harry laughs and says there are no ghosts, and ghosts aren’t real.That night, Harry has a nightmare, as does one of the young guests. The old man gives his son Henry a box.Twelve years later, Henry runs the rectory, and all his sisters come for a visit. Mabel, Caroline, Freda, and Kitty are all there now. Their mother, Constance, says the girls are far too spoiled and argues with Henry about marrying off Kitty soon.Kitty finds a priest-hole and inside is that box from earlier. They take it to Henry, who doesn’t look happy to see it. There are secrets inside, letters from Reverend Shaw.Mr. Somerset comes for a visit; Constance doesn’t like him. The girls are out walking and see a strange woman in a nun’s habit on the grounds. The woman is just like the one old Harry described in his story many years ago. Kitty tells Constance about the strange woman, and Constance thinks maybe Henry knows more than he’s saying. As they argue, they feel a strange presence in the house. Naturally, they split up to investigate, and this time, Constance sees the nun, Marie, who warns her to hide from the evil priest.Constance goes into shock, but the doctor says she’ll be fine tomorrow. The doctor knows all about the place being haunted and says the ghost has been awakened since the family has been talking about Harry’s recently-found writings. She explains how old Harry was just the latest in a long line of paranormal protectors of the whole village.Constance talks to the ghost of her own dead mother, or maybe it’s just a dream. They talk about the nun and the priest, and also about saving the family from evil.Henry talks to the four girls about the situation. That night, Somerset, Henry, and Kitty stay up all night to see what happens. They all watch the priest and nun repeat their story.Kitty writes to Reverend Shaw, her father’s confidant about all things supernatural. Kitty and Henry then talk about the priest, who probably enjoyed killing the nun, who was pregnant with his child. As they talk, something bad happens to Caroline and Mabel.The next day, Constance, Mabel, and Caroline leave to stay in town, leaving Henry, Kitty, Freda and Somerset to deal with the ghosts. Reverend Shaw comes, as invited, and the ghostly priest attacks him. Not long after, the young people explain to him what’s been going on. He’s a bit of a psychic, and he “feels” things in the house.That night, we get a full-on flashback to the nun and priest’s story. She gave birth to a baby, and the priest took it away. Later, Shaw explains that the old priest, Waldergrave, used to regularly rape the nuns and probably already got Caroline. When Marie got pregnant, he killed her, but he was then burned alive.There’s more argument and discussion when Shaw suggests one of them allow the ghost to possess them. Kitty and Shaw have a discussion while preparing things, and Shaw confesses there aren’t records that he spoke of - he is psychic and knows the history by hearing and feeling the ghosts.This, of course, leads to a seance. Shaw calls on the ghosts to come to them, and soon, Kitty starts screaming as Marie, the nun. Shaw becomes the priest and they all pray the priest away. Marie shows up, happy now, and they all know that her child survived.The cycle of the nun and priest is over, but the rectory is old, and there are many other supernatural problems within. Those, however, are stories for another time. Kitty realizes that she’s one of Marie’s descendants.Brian’s CommentaryIt’s an interesting location, and it’s definitely a creepy place. The actors all do old-timey accents, and I didn’t find the dialogue very convincing. It seems that everyone knows the place is haunted, and yet all they do is sit around and discuss it.Still, as the story progresses and we learn more about what’s going on, it does pick up a bit. Everything is what you’d expect in a 19th century ghost story, but it’s all terribly drawn out and slow.If you’re really interested in ghost stories, this isn’t bad, but it’s awfully tame and I have to admit, a little dull.Kevin’s CommentaryReading about the real house and the history is actually pretty interesting - and it sounds like the supernatural elements should be looked at with a skeptical eye. Taking it as a fiction movie on its own, it’s creepy with a bit of a mystery. Brian mentioned the dialogue - it’s British and period and upper crust - which does make it sound pretty stilted. And there is a lot of dialogue talking about things.There are scares, but no one is physically injured throughout the movie. It’s very tame and talky overall. It’s not bad, but it didn’t connect much with me.2025 Lost Contact: UFOs After Wartime* Directed by: Seth Breedlove* Written by: Seth Breedlove* Stars: Aaron Deese, Dewey Edwards, Micah Hanks* Run Time: 1 Hour, 26 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIt’s another interesting documentary from Seth Breedlove, obvious from the title, focusing on UFO sightings during and after World War Two. The film is put together with stock footage, aged CGI recreations, movie clips, interviews, historical accounts, and recounted eyewitness reports. Some of the scenes might lead people to believe they’re seeing the actual events and saucers in the sky when it’s a mashup of real military footage from other events and realistically created digital footage. There’s a heavy focus on one case in particular, a fatal crash by pilot Thomas Mantell, known as “The Mantell Incident.”Spoilery SynopsisThe Thomas Mantell Case took place in Kentucky, and there’s quite a bit of mystery surrounding it. There was a horrific military crash in a rural area, and we are shown the peaceful-looking spot where it happened many years ago. Credits roll.We get a brief recap of World War II and the aircraft involved in the fight. We then get an overview of the magic and natural beauty of Kentucky. We then segue into discussion about UFO sightings during the war. We are told about one sighting in 1943 where dozens of glowing discs were seen, then a 1944 sighting of a black, teardrop shaped craft. Throughout these stories, we see a great deal of old stock footage of airplanes and aged-looking CGI re-enactments.By 1947, UFO sightings were everywhere. Mt. Rainier, Roswell, Maury Island, and other sightings all took place around that point. Were they alien spaceships or were they advanced military prototypes or even something natural? That’s always the question with UFO sightings and “lights in the sky.”In January of 1948, the Mantell Incident took place. A pilot shot at a UFO, which shot back, and the pilot, Thomas Mantell, crashed and died. The military plane crashed because of an alien attack. The story has changed and expanded over the decades, and it’s become hard to know what really happened.Thomas’s two grandsons are interviewed, and they give us a lot of biographical information about the deceased pilot. There were many sightings of something in the sky that day, and they took off to investigate. Of the four planes, Mantell was the only one who ascended beyond what his oxygen level would allow, he passed out, and crashed.We then get a string of living witnesses who saw the crash in 1948, and they each tell their stories. Did Mantell fly too high chasing a weather balloon, or was he shot down? The military claimed that Mantell was chasing Venus, which was visible at that time.Brian’s CommentaryI always enjoy these documentaries, but this one includes lots of computer-generated footage of flying saucers and such, but they’re “aged” to make them match the many stock footage clips, which makes it all look historical. This seems dishonest, not something you’d want in a documentary. It becomes easy to imagine that it’s all real footage, but it’s not– but some of it could be real old footage, there’s no way to know. Everything the people on-screen are saying is either factual or at least their own opinions, but that’s not necessarily true of what we see.Otherwise, it’s well put together, has lots of good interviews, and overall is an interesting look at one of the major UFO mysteries that was never fully explained. It mostly focuses on the Mantell incident, and if that interests you, you should absolutely check this one out.Kevin’s CommentaryIt’s another work from Seth Breedlove that is put together well and interesting. This has lots of good stock footage, accounts of historical events, accounts of historical stories and sightings, and interviews with historians. As always, it’s left up to the viewer if they want to believe it or not. But as Brian mentioned, the way real footage - even if it’s not from the actual event they are talking about - is combined with recreated footage is concerning. Some folks could be confused and misled.2025 Strange Harvest* Directed by: Stuart Ortiz* Written by: Stuart Ortiz* Stars: Peter Zizzo, Terri Apple, Andy Lauer* Run Time: 1 Hour, 34 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneThis was put together in a realistic documentary style, as detectives recount their struggles trying to catch a serial killer in California. One key difference is there is a lot more gore than a documentary would have. It gets steadily creepier as we hear more details and learn that the murders were not at all typical. If you’re a fan of true crime television, you might especially like this. We both thought it was very good.Spoilery SynopsisDetective Joe Kirby is being interviewed about a crime in Los Angeles– something unusually terrible happened to the Sheridan family. After hearing from a few involved people, we start seeing police bodycam footage of the officers on the scene. They find three bodies tied, taped up, and posed as well as being obviously murdered. There’s a weird symbol painted in blood on the ceiling. The officer recognizes the symbol, and it’s not good. Credits roll.Detective Lexi Taylor, Joe Kirby’s partner, tells us about why she became a cop, as does Joe. They describe some ritualistic serial murders that they were involved with. The first was in 1993, and the victim, a girl, was missing several body parts. The suspect’s name was discovered at a local motel, “Albert Shiny.”In 1994, an old man was found and killed in a similar fashion; he was missing an eye. The killer left a fingerprint, but that didn’t pan out. In ‘95, a little boy was killed and his liver removed.Eventually, the police received a letter from the killer. It claimed there would be ten more killings. Then there weren’t any more killings for fifteen years until the Sheridan family in 2010. The family, after being tied up and posed, were cut and made to bleed out into carefully measured buckets.Then there were more. A woman’s head was found in a park and her boyfriend was set on fire– but didn’t die. They come up with a suspect, Victor Shamaz, who is really sketchy, but he turns out to be innocent.Another murder is a man who was killed by a huge number of leeches. A lot of leeches.A homeless man barely escapes being killed, which leads the police to a house in the hills. The house was rented to Albert Shiny. They get a fingerprint, and this time, it identifies a man named Leslie Sykes.The next murder is caught on a livestream, as the victim is an influencer. We see his weird mask as he draws the symbol on the wall. As he begins some kind of ritual, the camera flakes out. The victim actually survives somehow, but then is killed inside the hospital.One thing leads to another, and they learn that Sykes had spent that missing fifteen years overseas. An occult bookseller remembers a spell book that Sykes stole. They find a storage locker that belonged to Sykes, and there are body parts inside. “Hail Azragor” is painted on the wall. It appears that there’s only one more murder before “Azragon” is set free.Sykes kidnaps a baby on Friday the 13th, the same day as a weird triangle-shaped planetary conjunction. The police track down Sykes in a campground park and do a search. Thanks to a 911 call, they find a cabin where he was seen with the baby. By the time two police officers got there, Sykes had fled into the woods. The police pursuit, drawn by the baby crying, went very badly for the officers.We watch on one of the cops’ bodycam as Sykes gets his ritual started. The baby is on a pyre that Sykes lights up. The bodycam shows a bright light appear in the sky that turns into a cloud with red eyes. Detective Kirby shows up, shoots Sykes, and all the weirdness stops. The baby is saved, one of the attacked cops survives, and they find Sykes dead in a nearby creek.We then see the various interviewees discussing their feelings upon hearing that Sykes was killed. Sykes did, however, send a final letter, where he promised to return…Brian’s CommentaryIt’s all done in the style of a true-crime documentary, and it’s really well done. The difference is the graphic footage of the victims and sometimes the murders.The killer sends various letters that are briefly shown on screen while a computer-altered voice reads it. The letters aren’t on the screen long enough to read and the voice is unintelligible.I’m not generally a fan of true crime tales, but this is really well made!Kevin’s CommentaryI wasn’t aware of this movie at all before Brian fired it up, and it took me a few minutes to determine it was a horror movie not a documentary. It’s put together very much like one. We’re told all about a number of murders in California, done by a serial killer they referred to as Mr. Shiny because the name Albert Shiny was given more than once. It’s very realistically made. But the graphic nature gives it away as horror. There is a lot of gore shown, the bodies of victims, which a real documentary wouldn’t do.I thought it was excellently made and thoroughly creepy. Chilling even.Contact Info:Email: mailto:[email protected]:* https://www.horrorguys.com* https://www.horrormonthly.com* https://www.flashfright.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.horrorweekly.com/subscribe
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  • Scurry, Brute 1976, Lavalantula, Diary and Survival of the Dead
    Two new releases this week, along with some fun catch-up films.We’ll start off with the brand-new underground tunnel-chase, “Scurry” and then go out to the retro-desert in “Brute 1976.” We’ll take a walk on the silly side with “Lavalantula” from 2015, and then finish off the George Romero zombie series with the final two of his films: “Diary of the Dead” 2007 and “Survival of the Dead” (2010).A bunch of winners this week!* The latest issue of “Horror Monthly,” issue #48, is on sale now! Check out all the back issues, as well as our other books, with one easy link: https://horrormonthly.comMainstream Films:2025 Scurry* Directed by: Luke Sparke* Written by: Tom Evans* Stars: Jamie Costa, Emalia, Peter O’Hanlon* Run Time: 1 Hour, 30 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneA claustrophobic view of a big disaster event has us following a couple of survivors as they work their way out of an underground obstacle course of collapsed buildings and streets. And is there more going on than just a local earthquake or something? Just how bad could it be? We travel along with them to find out. There are some hints given in the opening seconds.Spoilery SynopsisWe see some kind of apocalyptic disaster happening from out a skyrise window. There are alarms sounding. People are running and screaming. Then we hear growling noises from down the hall and one running woman dies in a wet splatter against the wall. Maybe we aren’t at the top of the food chain any more. We fly over the city, and there is a big blackened pit that is surrounded by burnt out emergency vehicles, and it pans down to a dead man laying there and no, he’s not dead. He wakes up. He’s trapped under a chunk of rubble. He pulls out his cell but can’t get through to anyone. He finally thinks to use his phone as a flashlight and looks around. He finally gets through to his wife’s voicemail and explains what happened from his point of view. He levers himself free..Mark hears a chopper flying over, which is hopeful, but then it crashes right next to the hole he’s in. The hole collapses behind him, trapping him in an underground tunnel. He pulls out a piece of glass that impaled him, but he’s not bleeding too badly.It takes a while for Mark to get his bearings, and he hears rocks falling all over the place. He finds a woman’s purse and digs through it for anything to use. He finds a video camera with an infra-red feature, which is useful.He gets a jump scare when the woman who owns the purse shows up. She’s Sarah. There’s a rock slide or something, and she soon vanishes. No, she’s hiding, “Shhhh. They’ll hear us.” He sets her dislocated bone, but she says everyone up above is dead, no one is coming for them. She’s very paranoid that he’s going to leave her alone. They talk about their kids, but she seems to know a lot more about what’s going on than he does. She’s not really Sarah; that was a stolen purse. Then she pulls a gun on him. And things get complicated.As they argue over who gets to hold the lighter, something growls nearby. “They’ve found us.” Mark uses the infra-red camera but doesn’t see what it is. They run for a while but eventually, Mark gets a glimpse of the creature behind them with the camera. She notices that she’s lost her pills and wants to go back, but he says that’s stupid; this leads to her pulling the gun again. He has to go back for her pills and notices that the creature seems to be stuck in place, so he’s OK for now.Mark wants to know what she knows about the creatures. They killed her sister, dragging her right out of the car. He explains that he was just crossing the street and fell into what he thought was an earthquake sinkhole. “Nothing can survive up there,” she says. He doubts that everyone is dead. They continue to crawl through the tunnel until they see a light; it’s not an exit, it’s just a flashlight someone dropped. They find the flashlight’s owner, dead, and go through his stuff. Turns out, he’s not dead, but when he starts to scream, one of the creatures eats him.Now Mark believes in monsters. They argue over her hard-as-nail attitude since she still doesn’t trust him. As they argue, one of the spiderlike monsters spears Mark and pulls him away. Is this creature an alien, or was it always down here? We don’t know, but the woman’s story makes it sound like they came from space. She continues on, crawling through the tunnel until she catches up to Mark who is lying there; somehow, he killed it with his knife– he’s got to be some kind of marine or special forces.Mark then explains his sad life story. He drunkenly started a house fire that nearly killed his son. He left the family after that, and now he feels he still can’t protect them. She gives him advice, and now they’re friends.After an incredibly long time, they come to a room where they can stand up, and it’s full of bodies. They can hear shooting and bad things happening through the sewer grate above. There are soldiers up there, and they hear the two down below and offer to help. “Don’t worry, everything’s going to be OK,” they say. And then we hear them all die up there; our guys get absolutely drenched in blood.Mark and the woman are forced to keep on crawling through the tunnels since one of the monsters is trying to get to them through the sewer grate. She finally tells him that her name is Kate. Just to make things worse, they both have to swim through a flooded, dark, murky tunnel.They finally find a way outside and see the light. Happy Ending (with forty minutes left). As they crawl to the opening, a creature pops up between them and the light at the end of the tunnel. It takes a look at them and then goes back the way it came, where we hear more screaming.Mark and Kate climb over the open hole, slowly, and try not to wake up the creatures down there. By the time Mark makes it over, Kate has died from her internal injuries. As he climbs over her corpse, we see just how many of the creatures are scurrying around in the tunnels below. Rather than continue to the exit, he goes through her pockets and sets her body on fire… in front of him, blocking the exit. No– he just imagined doing that. Then he lays there within sight of the exit and plays with his phone for a while. I guess her body must be blocking the tunnel, but it doesn’t look like it.Suddenly, Mark’s phone pings; he’s got a message from his wife. “These things are coming from beneath the ground and sunlight makes them grow bigger and bigger. Please come home,” she says. His desire to live re-ignited, Mark goes back to the vertical shaft the alien was in and uses the phone to attract a monster. It crawls up and takes Kate’s body, unplugging the shaft (he could have pushed her body into the shaft much more easily).Mark then crawls up the shaft toward the light. A monster attacks, but Mark sets it on fire with the lighter and alcohol they found; it backs off quickly.As Mark emerges into the daylight, he sees that the monsters have grown to skyscraper size outside, and there are many, many, eggs.Brian’s CommentaryThis is one very dark movie. Make sure you watch this one at night, in a dark room, or you’re likely to miss something. That said, being so dark, they didn’t have to show as much of the creatures. I think they were going for the same kind of scares as “The Descent” (2005), but the characters and tunnels here aren’t as interesting. We get to know more about them as they go along, but the whole film is basically just two characters in a narrow tunnel, so it takes a lot to make that interesting.It was a good concept, but I felt it was too slow-moving. I was yelling at the screen after Mark just lay there talking to Kate’s corpse for like twenty minutes in front of the exit. The creatures do look really good once we get to see them and the ending was bleak enough to satisfy me. Overall, I thought it was entertaining, but there are some issues with the characters making dumb decisions.Kevin’s Spoiling CommentaryI had excellent dim viewing conditions, but like Brian said, it is best in a dark room. Dim room at least. I can still see.Those two must have had really fit legs by the time they were done, as much squatting and crouching they had to do working their way very realistically to an escape.What a situation. Like just surviving an impact like that and having to work very hard to try to dig yourself out isn’t hard enough. Imagine being pursued by meat-eating creatures too. I like how little we see of the creatures for so long. The characters don’t see them either for a long while, only hearing the sounds. It really helps tighten the sense of being there in the same boat with them. And then we all see them. Why did it have to be spiders?I don’t ever want to be in a situation where someone asks, “Is your flashlight waterproof?” That water scene was chilling.The acting is amazing. It’s immersive. I thought it was excellent. Full disclosure, my computer locked up, I was doing remote work, and I didn’t see the last 20 minutes. Right around when Kate died. I won’t mind rewatching the first part to get there.2025 Brute 1976* Directed by: Marcel Walz* Written by: Joe Knetter* Stars: Adriane McLean, Sarah French, Gigi Gustin* Run Time: 1 Hour, 45 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIt’s another killer family and a group of victims who are in the wrong place at the wrong time. They captured the retro look and feel of this one very well, the acting is good with well-defined characters, and the special effects were very realistic. It wasn’t anything particularly original, but it’s well put together and entertaining.Spoilery SynopsisAugust 19, 1976, in the desert, we zoom into two girls broken down on the highway. The road is completely deserted, so hitching probably isn’t going to happen. “There has to be something off this road,” as June and Raquel begin walking. They eventually come to an old, abandoned mine and go inside to cool off. There are lights already on in the mine, and they stop for some kissing. They hear something and get spooked. A man with an axe shows up, and the screaming starts. They are very much not alone in the cave– Raquel sets one of the men on fire, but another comes out with a chainsaw. Credits roll.A bunch of stereotypical 70s young people park in the desert in their van. The driver explains that this place is called “Death,” or at least that’s the nickname because so many people go missing here. He says “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” was based on what actually happened right here. Ray says, no that movie was based on Ed Gein, not anything around here. The group is here for a photo shoot for Roxy and Raquel, who hasn’t arrived yet.Elsewhere, Raquel wakes up and finds herself chained up in a barn. Daisy, a bald man in drag, walks in, and he’s not sympathetic to her plight. He wants her to call him pretty. He’s wearing the breasts he removed from June. She gets away but is soon recaptured by Brutus, another masked man. She’s returned to captivity, where she watches the now-three masked men dismember what’s left of June.Since Raquel hasn’t shown up for the photo shoot, everyone talks Raquel’s sister, Sunshine, into taking her place. They soon finish, but the girls want to visit the ghost town they saw a little while ago. “One of us is definitely getting murdered here,” jokes the driver. They soon run into Mama Birdy, who lives there. She says it’s fine to look around, just stay on this side of the road.As the group explores, we get to know the group a little better. Ray goes into an outhouse and finds a glory hole. He tries it and very quickly regrets it. Sunshine and Roxy talk about how much Roxy likes Adam. Jordy explores with his camera until he comes across one of the masked men. He avoids that guy but then runs into Brutus with his chainsaw. Brutus turns around and sees Sunshine standing there watching.Mama Birdy cackles when Charlie hears the chainsaw across the road. She knows all about the killer family. He goes looking and finds Sunshine locked in a box. Daisy shows up, and Sunshine stabs Charlie. Could she be in on it, or is she just wildly incompetent?Adam and Roxy barricade themselves inside a building as Brutus cuts his way in. Sunshine walks in just as Brutus breaks Adam’s back. “You got him. He was too nice anyway,” she says. They don’t see Roxy, who’s hiding. Sunshine and Brutus have sex as Roxy listens from under the bed.Sunshine runs to Roxy, pretending to be innocent, and she’s got the keys to the van. Roxy knows what’s up and knocks her out, taking the keys. Turns out, they’re the wrong keys, and Roxy gets stuck in the van as Sunshine menaces her from outside. “You’re the chosen one,” Sunshine taunts.We cut to Mama Birdy and Raquel, who is still chained to a bed. “You’ve outlived all of your friends,” Mama congratulates her. Roxy manages to talk to Phoenix about Sunshine, whom she tattles about Brutus. Brutus and Phoenix fight, and Brutus easily wins.Mama rings the church bell, and the whole group gets together. Sunshine, Daisy, Brutus, Roxy, and Zeus all march into the church. Mama Birdy stands up, and she’s got very realistic-looking bat wings, like a demon. Mama talks about the Bicentennial and how there’s no real freedom in the USA. “Technology is creating a new world, one of hate. A reckoning is coming.”They all want Roxy to join their weird family. Roxy talks about how people living in the past will be weeded out, generation by generation. Zeus leads Raquel in and threatens to kill her. No, Raquel has joined the family now as well. Raquel stabs Roxy; she really has gone over to their side, fully brainwashed.Later, Raquel has a saw to cut up Roxy, but Roxy’s not quite dead and stabs her first. Roxy then staggers off to lie down next to Adam and die.Brian’s CommentaryIt’s a retro-slasher film that borrows heavily from Texas Chainsaw, which even gets a callout in the film itself. It’s a killer family, for no real reason other than they like it. As isolated as they all are, why bother wearing masks? It’s the desert, it’s gotta be hot.The masks worn by the killers are really distinctive and well-designed. The characters are all individuals, and you get to see their personalities before they’re brutally killed off.It’s very good!Kevin’s CommentaryThis one had me feeling nostalgic for my childhood when I was taken to see “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” when I was nine. And it reminded me of other 1970s films in the horror genre that I saw then and again since. This movie is like them only made with better effects and a bigger budget. It’s good and entertaining.2015 Lavalantula* Directed by: Mike Mendez* Written by: Neil Elman, Mike Mendez, Ashley O’Neil* Stars: Steve Guttenberg, Nia Peeples, Patrick Renna* Run Time: 1 Hour, 24 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneSteve Guttenberg does a fine job playing an actor thrown into a horrific situation, with a great supporting cast. Despite horrific deaths and mass destruction, this manages to be funny. A big budget was at work here, but not on the CGI - but it gets the job done. It’s a mix of serious and ludicrous that is very entertaining in a dumb fun kind of way.Spoilery SynopsisWe watch some bad men beating up a former special forces CIA FBI Spy guy. They want him to talk, but he’s not a superspy for nothing. No, wait– he’s an actor in a movie. He hates bugs, but this movie’s about bugs, so that’s a problem. Colton West leaves the set, but he’s a has-been who used to be in a bunch of bad action movies.On the drive home, he hears about earthquakes on the radio. He gets a call from his angry manager, Arni, and then his wife, Olivia, who wants to know why he’s so late. Suddenly, the mountain erupts in a ridiculous explosion of CGI fireballs– and giant spiders! These giant tarantulas are covered in lava themselves, and Colton wastes no time getting away from the disaster.Both Arni and Olivia feel the quaking, but they haven’t seen the spiders. Colton gets home, and she thinks he’s lost his mind. For some reason, she doesn’t believe his story of fire-breathing giant spiders. He grabs his shotgun and leaves to find his son, Wyatt, who’s way too old to be a teenager.Olivia calls her friend Doris, whose little dog won’t quit yapping. When the dog does finally shut up, there’s a good reason: he’s been toasted, and she’s next. These spiders like their meat cooked.Wyatt, meanwhile, is downtown riding his bike with friends when they see another big explosion and helicopters flying over. He and his friends soon find a lava-filled hole in the pavement that explodes spiders. They hide in a warehouse, but several of them are injured in the process.Colton, meanwhile, has lost his car due to the tires melting, and can’t catch a ride. He finally flags down a tour bus, and they’re happy to finally see a celebrity.Olivia checks out Doris’s house and finds several spiders eating her well-done friend. They chase her all the way home, where she sees the city on fire. Now she believes Colton’s story. About this time, the spiders are all over the news, as is Colton’s stealing a tour bus.Colton’s bus literally runs into a pack of spiders, with hilarious results. The busload of foreigners all think they’re in a movie and cheer on cue.A spider breaks in and goes after Olivia, who is very armed and dangerous. The spider doesn’t stand a chance.Colton and his new sidekick Chris run into an actor-turned-pirate in downtown Hollywood. Suddenly, the spider-quakes return. We watch as various Hollywood landmarks collapse and dozens of spiders crawl out of holes in the street. Colton runs into Fin Shepard, the guy from all those “Sharknado” movies and they admire each other for a minute until Pirate Jack picks up Colton and Chris.Olivia gets on the military evac truck; they say it’s really bad in the city. Wyatt and his friends try to evade the spiders, who are slowly burning their way into the warehouse. Colton, Chris, and Jack hide in the La Brea Tarpit Museum with Dr. Struble. Struble is a scientist, and he tells them that the spiders and volcanos are one: Lavalantula! If they kill the mother Lavalantula, they’ll all die. Colton immediately heads for the queen.Olivia’s truck and soldiers all get wiped out, leaving her on her own. She ends up driving a huge army transport back into town for her family.Wyatt and Eli watch their girlfriend, Jordan, go into convulsions after being bitten by one of the spiders. She soon explodes into a million little spiders, who promptly burn up Eli, leaving Wyatt on his own.Colton gets a text telling him where Wyatt is just as a really huge spider comes out of the tar pit. Pirate Jack gets fried, but Colt and Chris fight off the huge spider.Somehow, Olivia finds Colt and they drive off together to save their son, who’s been making use of a fire extinguisher to battle the spiders. They arrive just in time to find him, but they lose their truck in the process.Colt remembers the liquid nitrogen they used on the set of the bug movie this morning, and he wants to use that against the spiders. When they get to the studio, Colt sees his Red Rocket outfit, designed by NASA for his old superhero movies. Teddie and Marty are there from his movie as well. They know all about liquid nitrogen, and the group assembles to make a plan to beat the queen spider. They have some explosives too!The group enlists other actors and film crew to spread out and plant canisters of frozen liquid nitrogen around the holes where the spiders live. Colt gives a long, yet rousing speech to raise their spirits as the hopeful music swells. It’s all very over-the-top.As they drop bombs, Marty makes funny voices and Colt can’t keep a straight face. Meanwhile, various actors drop tanks into holes all over town. Colt, Marty, and Teddie work together to battle the unstoppable horde, but they do stop them.Colt leaves the others and goes after the queen. The others detonate the bombs, which are a little excessive. They don’t, however, get them all, so there’s another battle– until the queen breaks through the ground and comes up, and it’s really something.Colton, in his Red Rocket costume, has all the C4 and uses his jetpack to Iron-Man his way over to the huge spider. They climb the side of a skyscraper, and Colt drops the C4 right into the spider’s mouth, killing it.The news all reports on Colt’s heroics. Most importantly, his family now respects him, which is good. Marty says he smells a sequel coming on…Brian’s CommentaryThere are an amazing number of cameos and special appearances by familiar faces, especially if you enjoyed the old “Police Academy” films. Steve Guttenberg is basically playing himself, a washed-up actor who now lends his face to cheap movie posters. He’s… perfect for this role, and he does really well here, taking it all very seriously– but not really.It’s a cheaply made horror-scifi-comedy parody of creature features, basically in the same vein as “Sharknado” and similar films. If you’re into those, you’ll probably like this.It’s goofy, campy, stupid, and very entertaining all in oneKevin’s CommentaryIt was funnier than I expected. Just because there are loads of horrific deaths and mass destruction doesn’t mean we can’t have a good time. At the same time, there was more suspense than I expected too.Dr. Struble with the best movie title usage ever “The Mayans had a word for it: Lavalantula.”The CGI is pretty obvious in the film, but the horror aspects are taken seriously. It’s a real hybrid of a movie. Spoof, reunion, horror, comedy, action, suspense, eco disaster, stupidity. And the ending was way out.Overall, it was super entertaining, which is the fundamental reason to watch.2007 Diary of the Dead* Directed by: George A. Romero* Written by: George A. Romero* Stars: Michelle Morgan, Joshua Close, Shawn Roberts* Run Time: 1 Hour, 35 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneThis contains a lot of found footage style, as we follow some film folks that started out making a horror movie until the real horror hits. Then they start making a documentary. It’s not bad, but it’s not Romero’s best work in the series. There wasn’t enough new, and we both rate it as just okay.Spoilery SynopsisWe open on police and ambulances at a crime scene. Bree is a reporter, talking about the murder-suicide. In the background, one of the corpses is still moving– and attacking the paramedics. All the corpses suddenly get up, and the cops open fire. Bree is killed, and the cameraman uploads the footage to the Internet. We get further news reports of the zombie apocalypse, now in progress. Jason Creed made a film, “The Death of Death” compiled of found footage from the incident. This is that film…We open on a film crew making a very lame-looking mummy movie. It’s Jason’s senior project for film school. They all hear about something weird on the news. Tony is skeptical of the news, since it’s all made-up anyway. They all decide to pack up and leave for safety.Jason goes to the dorms and finds them not only wrecked, but there’s a looter clearing out stuff. He loads the friends he can find into an RV and tries to find a safe place. Mary, Debra, Tony, Eliot, Gordo, Tracy, and Professor Maxwell are all trying to make their way home.The group comes upon a car crash on the road, and there’s a dead man wandering around. They run over a few of the “people” as they pass, which makes everyone stop joking about it. Mary, who was driving, gets out of the car and shoots herself in guilt. The group rushes her to the hospital, but the place is oddly deserted. An undead doctor shows up, and Gordo has to shoot him.Jason stays behind to recharge his camera as the others spread out to find help. Debra comes back and tells Jason about her encounter with a zombie in the next room. As the group reconvenes, Mary dies and starts to change. On the way out, Gordo gets bitten in the arm; by morning, he’s dead. When Gordo gets up again, Tracy shoots him.The RV breaks down at a farm in the county. There’s an old Amish man there who can’t hear or speak. He knows all about the dead, and he’s got dynamite. They get trapped in the barn, and the old man gets it before the RV starts again.The group encounters another group and follows them to a big warehouse. They see a news broadcast that has been edited to make things look… not so bad. It’s all Fake news. They upload their own footage to MySpace, which was a thing in 2007. Jason and Debra argue over the appropriateness of filming the end of the world.The group hears about one of the men who died from a bad heart and then went missing… inside the compound. They find the man and Tony throws a bottle of acid on him. The man keeps staggering around as his head melts. Before they leave, the group gets food, supplies, and weapons.The group makes it to Debra’s family home, where she’s supposed to meet family. Her family is missing, but there seems to have been trouble there already. They soon find the family, or what’s left of them. The group decides to get back on the road and leave.The group is stopped by the National Guard. Turns out, they just want everything the RV group has. They take nearly everything but the weapons. We start seeing videos online of soldiers and “the good guys” turning against civilians.They go to the home of another student they know, Ridley. The front door is standing open, which is a bad sign. They find Ridley, still dressed like a mummy. He’s rich, weird, and sketchy. He says Francine is out back with his family and the staff. They are indeed out there, but all is not well. He separates from the others, and we see that he’s been bitten.Ridley chases Tracy through the woods, just like a horror movie. She whacks Ridley with a rock and steals the RV, leaving everyone else behind. Meanwhile, Ridley, totally not dead, kills Eliot. Jason, Debra, Tony, and Maxwell discuss hiding in the safe room until this all blows over, but Jason wants to stay outside and keep filming. “All that’s left is to record what’s happening for whoever remains when it’s over.” Still, on the way to the safe room, Jason is killed.Debra decides to finish Jason’s movie. She wonders if humanity is worth saving…Brian’s CommentaryIt’s mostly found footage, more or less, edited into a finished project. It somewhat hits on social media, cameras being in everyone’s hands, fake news, and everyone having an opinion online; Romero’s gotta put in the social commentary, and there’s a lot of it here.Found footage was all the rage in 2007, so it makes sense that Romero would try it, but it’s not innovative anymore, and it actively detracts from the story.It’s very… meh.Kevin’s CommentaryI thought the filming stuff, a movie within a movie of sorts, was pretty cool actually. It’s just that the rest of the movie didn’t have enough that was new or interesting. It’s solidly made with good special effects, but overall I thought it was just middling.2010 Survival of the Dead* Directed by: George A. Romero* Written by: George A. Romero* Stars: Alan Van Sprang, Kenneth Welsh, Kathleen Munroe* Run Time: 1 Hour, 30 Minutes* Trailer: Spoiler-Free Judgment ZoneIt’s an action zombie flick with military action, set on an island off the coast of Delaware that is populated by Irish people and cowboys for some reason. While this wasn’t actively bad, we were both disappointed in it, feeling it lacked Romero’s usual touches and relied too much on CGI augmenting practical effects. It’s a weak finish to the “Dead” movies.Spoilery SynopsisSarge narrates how the zombie apocalypse simply overwhelmed the living. The soldiers argue over killing one of their own who has been bitten. We get a flashback to when Sarge and his AWOL soldiers robbed a bunch of filmmakers in an RV. Credits roll.We cut to Plum Island, off the coast of Delaware, six days after the dead began to walk. Patrick O’Flynn and his friends went around the island and killed all the zombies. They go to see Matthew, whose children were “injured” a few days ago. The men end up shooting the children’s mother and then go after both children.Suddenly, Seamus Muldoon comes in and makes O’Flynn stop. He thinks somebody’s going to find a cure, so he wants to round up the zombies and protect them. O’Flynn and his gang backs down and leaves. O’Flynn is exiled in a tiny boat, but his friend James and daughter Janet opt to stay behind and work with Muldoon.Three weeks later, Sarge and his crew investigate sounds in the woods. They run into some hunters who have a whole bunch of living heads on sticks. They kill the zombie heads and the hunters, and pick up one young guy who goes with them. The kid suggests finding an island where there aren’t any zombies. He shows them a video made by O’Flynn, and it’s a sort of recruiting video for Plum Island.We cut to the docks, where a hapless fisherman catches something too big to reel in. The soldier group arrives. Francisco ends up swimming to the ferry as the others fight the Irishmen. The Irishmen lose badly, as only O’Flynn escapes alive and makes it to the ferry with the soldiers. The group sets to work on clearing the ferry of zombies.O’Flynn tells the story of his exile, and they soon arrive at Plum Island. There’s a gunfight, and Kenny gets killed. They find the bodies of all the other people that O’Flynn had sent here for safety.Meanwhile, Muldoon has rounded up a bunch of dead and is keeping them in the barn. Muldoon’s been killing the dead recently if they don’t “show promise.” He wants the dead to learn to eat something other than people, but they won’t touch a pig.Francisco got bitten during his swim earlier, and he knows he’s going to turn. He asks Tomboy to kill him. She’s immediately captured by Chuck and Lem, two of Muldoon’s men. Muldoon questions her over dinner. He’s got his dead wife chained up in the kitchen. Of O’Flynn’s daughters, Jane is a dead zombie, and Janet is alive and helping Sarge’s group. Janet and O’Flynn argue about family responsibilities.There’s a standoff between the two groups, and O’Flynn decides to surrender to the Muldoons. After a lot of discussion, there’s a shootout, and the zombie corral gets opened. Muldoon eventually shoots O’Flynn in the back, but O’Flynn returns the favor. Then Janet sees Jane eating the horse; maybe Muldoon was right after all. O’Flynn gets up and shoots her as well.Sarge, Tomboy, and the Kid go back out to the ferry and move on to another place.We cut back to the island, where the zombies are eating the horses now. We see Muldoon and O’Flynn, now zombies, still trying to kill each other…Brian’s CommentaryI still wonder why this island in Delaware is populated exclusively by Irishmen with thick accents and cowboy wannabes?It’s a Romero movie, so I was expecting social commentary of some sort. If it was here, I missed it this time. It’s basically just an action zombie movie, probably the weakest of the series.Kevin’s CommentaryThese are supposed to get better as they go along, not worse. It was clever putting in a direct link to “Diary of the Dead” with a different point of view when Sarge and his group encountered the film folks. CGI, when it’s obvious, isn’t an improvement over purely practical effects. I’d call this one my least favorite of the series.Contact Info:Email: mailto:[email protected]:* https://www.horrorguys.com* https://www.horrormonthly.com* https://www.flashfright.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.horrorweekly.com/subscribe
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