I am GPTed - what you need to know about Chat GPT, Bard, Llama, and Artificial Intelligence

**I Am GPTed** *Intro music fades in, upbeat quirky synth beat, fades out after 5 seconds.*Hey there, misfits and AI newbies, welcome to **I Am GPTed**, the show where I, Mal – your Misfit Master of AI – dish out practical tips on wrangling ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and whatever LLM the tech bros dream up next. No fluff, no hype, just stuff that actually works. I'm allergic to jargon, promise. Today? We're leveling up your AI game with one killer prompting trick, a sneaky everyday use case, my own epic fail, a quick practice drill, and how to spot AI garbage. Let's dive in – because who has time for theory when prompts pay the bills?First up: the **few-shot prompting** technique. It's like showing your kid a picture of a perfect sandwich before handing them the bread – gives the AI examples to nail what you want. Tech hype says it's "revolutionary," but nah, it's just common sense. **Before example:** I tell ChatGPT, "Write a product description for coffee beans." I get bland blah: "These beans are great for your morning brew." Yawn. **After:** "Write a product description like these two: Example 1: 'Wake up to volcanic fire – Ethiopian beans that punch harder than your alarm.' Example 2: 'Smooth as a lazy Sunday – Colombian gold for chill vibes only.' Now do one for Sumatran beans." Boom: "Sumatran beasts – earthy rumble that grabs your soul like a jungle vine." See? Examples turn generic mush into gold. Try it on Claude for emails – game-changer.Now, a practical use case you novices skip: **meal planning for picky eaters at work**. Not the sexy "code an app" stuff, but real life. Prompt Gemini: "Act as a fridge detective. I have chicken, rice, broccoli, soy sauce. Make 3 quick dinners for a kid who hates green bits, under 20 minutes." It spits out hidden-veggie fried rice hacks. Saved my sanity during remote work lunches – no more DoorDash doom-scrolling.Common beginner mistake? **Vague prompts, like "Make it better."** I did this for weeks, got the same crap looped back. Duh, Mal. Avoid it by always adding specifics: "Rewrite this email to sound confident but not bossy, cut 20% length, add a question." Boom, clarity.Quick exercise: Grab Grok. Prompt: "Give me 3 examples of bad job interview answers. Then critique one and rewrite it better." Do it twice weekly – builds your prompt muscle like reps at the gym, but without sweat.Last tip: Evaluating AI output? **Read aloud.** If it sounds like a robot wrote a TED Talk – choppy or hype-y – it's trash. Ask for a "human-first rewrite: plain talk, no buzzwords." Iterate till it flows like coffee chat.That's your toolkit, misfits. Go prompt like pros. Subscribe now so you don't miss me mocking the next AI bubble. Thanks for listening! This has been a Quiet Please production – head to quietplease.ai for more. Catch you next time! *Outro music: same quirky beat swells, fades out.* *(Word count: 498)*For more check out https://www.quietperiodplease.com/and for some great deals go to https://amzn.to/4nidg0PThis content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI

**Podcast Script: "I Am GPTed" – Episode: "Prompt Like a Pro, Without the Hype"****[Intro Music: Upbeat, quirky synth beat fades in, 10 seconds]**Mal: Hey there, misfits and AI newbies. Welcome to *I Am GPTed*, where I, Mal – your self-appointed Misfit Master of AI – dish out practical tips for wrangling ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and whatever LLM the tech bros dream up next. No PhD required, just plain talk and a dash of sarcasm for those "revolutionary" headlines that promise AI will fold your laundry by 2027. I'm allergic to jargon, so let's jump in. Today: prompting hacks, a sneaky everyday use, my epic fail confession, a quick practice drill, and how to spot AI BS. Buckle up.**[Stinger: Quick whoosh sound effect]**First up, one prompting trick that turns meh responses into gold: **Role Assignment**. Tell the AI to play a character. It's like casting your buddy as a chef instead of a clown for dinner advice. Before example – my lazy prompt to ChatGPT: "Give me diet tips." Got back generic fluff: eat veggies, drink water. Yawn.After: "You are a no-nonsense nutritionist who's trained marathon runners with desk jobs and lactose issues. Give me a 7-day meal plan for a sedentary guy like me who's allergic to dairy and hype." Boom – tailored meals with grocery lists, portion sizes, and zero kale smoothies. Works on Claude or Gemini too. Tech hype says this is "prompt engineering magic." Nah, it's just directing traffic.**[Segue Music: Short playful ding]**Now, a practical use case you novices skip: **family recipe resurrection for work potlucks**. Grandma's scribbled lasagna recipe faded? Prompt Grok: "You are a patient Italian grandma who's made this a thousand times. Here's the faded note: [photo or text]. Rewrite as step-by-step for 12 servings, with substitutions for vegetarians and why each step matters." Suddenly, you're the office hero with authentic sauce, not sad store-bought. Beats theory on "neural networks" – this saves your Thanksgiving.**[Stinger: Chuckle sound effect]**Common beginner mistake? **Vague prompts, then blaming the AI**. I did this for weeks – "Write a blog post" – got word salad. Avoid it by always adding who, what, why, and length. Like, "You are a busy CEO writing a 500-word LinkedIn post on AI for teams. Make it punchy, with 3 tips and a call to action." Boom, usable. I admit, I wasted hours rage-prompting before learning this. Don't be me.Quick exercise to level up: Grab Claude. Prompt: "Act as my prompt coach. I want to plan a weekend hike. Improve this vague idea into 3 specific prompts." Answer them one by one, refining each reply. Do it twice weekly – builds muscle memory without the gym.Last tip for evaluating AI output: **Reverse Prompt it**. Paste the response back: "You are a tough editor. Critique this for accuracy, gaps, and hype. Suggest 3 fixes." Spots hallucinations fast, like when Gemini invents stats. Iterate till it's solid.That's your toolkit, misfits. Go prompt like pros.If you liked this, subscribe to *I Am GPTed* wherever you listen – new episodes weekly.Thanks for tuning in!This has been a Quiet Please production. Learn more at quietplease.ai. Catch you next time!**[Outro Music: Fade out with synth groove, 15 seconds]***(Word count: 498)*For more check out https://www.quietperiodplease.com/and for some great deals go to https://amzn.to/4nidg0PThis content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI

# "I Am GPTed" Podcast Script - "Stop Making AI Guess What You Want"**[INTRO MUSIC: Upbeat, slightly quirky electronic theme]****MAL:** Hey there, I'm Mal—the Misfit Master of AI, or just Mal if you're not feeling fancy. Welcome back to *I Am GPTed*, where we're going to talk about something that'll actually change how you use AI instead of just telling you what AI *is*. Spoiler alert: you probably don't need another explainer about transformers or neural networks. You need to stop making AI guess what you want.Today we're tackling the one prompting technique that has single-handedly saved me from getting garbage output. It's called **reverse prompting**, and I'm genuinely shocked how many people skip it.**[TRANSITION MUSIC]**Here's the thing about AI: it's like asking someone to cook you dinner while you're in a different room whispering through the door. If you don't tell them what ingredients you actually have, they'll just make something up. Sometimes it's edible. Sometimes it's... creative fiction.Let me show you what I mean. Say you're trying to get AI to write marketing copy for your side business:**Bad way:** "Write me a sales email about my services."**What you get:** Generic garbage that sounds like every other templated email ever written.**Good way:** "Before you write my sales email, ask me these questions: What specific service am I selling? Who's my target customer? What problem does it solve? Do I have any specific results or testimonials? How long should this email be?"Now AI actually asks for what it needs instead of confidently inventing details that don't match your reality. Genius, right? I'm not claiming I invented this—I just finally stopped being too lazy to use it.**[TRANSITION MUSIC]**Here's a practical use case nobody talks about: **using AI to prepare for conversations**. Before a tough talk with your boss, your partner, or a client, ask Claude or ChatGPT to roleplay the other person. Ask it to respond like someone who's skeptical or pushes back. Practice your argument. Get better. This isn't manipulation—it's rehearsal.Now, the mistake I see constantly, and yes, I've done this too: **treating AI output like it's finished work**. It's not. It's a first draft of a first draft. You need to evaluate it. Does it match your voice? Are the details accurate? Is it actually helpful or just *sounds* helpful?Here's your exercise for this week: Take one task you've been putting off. Write three different prompts for it—one vague, one specific, one using reverse prompting. Compare the outputs. You'll see it immediately.Finally, when you're reviewing AI-generated content, ask yourself: *Can I verify this?* Check facts. Test the advice. If something feels off, it probably is.**[OUTRO MUSIC BEGINS]**Thanks for listening to *I Am GPTed*. If this landed for you, subscribe so you don't miss episodes where we actually solve real problems instead of adding more noise to the internet.This has been a Quiet Please production. Learn more at quietplease dot ai.Now go prompt something useful.**[MUSIC FADES]**For more check out https://www.quietperiodplease.com/and for some great deals go to https://amzn.to/4nidg0PThis content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI

**I Am GPTed** *Intro music fades in – something quirky and upbeat, like a glitchy synth beat.*Hey there, misfits and AI newbies. Welcome to **I Am GPTed**, where I, Mal – the Misfit Master of AI, or just Mal for short – dish out practical tips on wrangling ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and whatever LLM the tech bros dream up next. No fluff, no hype, just stuff that actually works. Today? We're leveling up your prompts without the PhD in rocket science. Let's dive in.First off, one killer prompting technique: **Chain of Thought**. It's like making the AI rubber-duck debug its own brain – explain step by step instead of blurting nonsense. Here's my before-and-after, straight from my clumsy trials.**Before:** "How do I plan a budget?" AI spits generic drivel: "Save 20%!" Yawn.**After:** "Plan a monthly budget for a single freelancer earning $4k, with rent at $1.5k and student loans. Think step by step: list income, fixed expenses, variables, then suggest cuts." Boom – it breaks it down logically, spots my coffee addiction flaw, and saves me $200. It's like turning your AI into a patient accountant who doesn't judge your takeout habit.Next, a practical use case you novices skip: **meal prepping for busy weeks**. Not just "gimme recipes." Prompt: "I'm a tired parent with 30 minutes daily, lactose intolerant, hating salads. Create a 5-day meal plan with grocery list, step-by-step prep like I'm five, and why each swaps junk food." Suddenly, dinner's sorted, fridge stocked, and you're not dialing pizza. Everyday magic, minus the tech industry fairy dust.Now, the common mistake I made for months – and yeah, guilty as charged, I once wasted hours tweaking prompts like a mad scientist on espresso. **Don't overload with vague context.** Beginners dump their life story: "I'm a marketer who's overwhelmed..." AI drowns and hallucinates. Fix? Be specific but brutal: state goal first, then 2-3 key details. No novels. I learned this the hard way after regenerating 20 garbage emails.Wanna practice? Simple exercise: Grab your AI of choice. Prompt: "Act as my workout buddy. Design a 10-minute home routine for zero-equipment newbies. Step by step, explain why each move works like everyday chores." Do it daily for a week, tweak based on your sweat level. Builds your prompt muscle memory – you'll feel like a pro.Last tip for evaluating AI slop: **Reverse engineer it.** Paste the output back: "Rate this on clarity 1-10, accuracy, creativity. Fix weaknesses step by step, then rewrite better." Spots fluff, lies, and hype instantly. It's your bullshit detector.That's your toolkit, folks – go misfit those AIs into submission. If this sparked your inner hacker, subscribe wherever you pod. Thanks for listening! This has been a Quiet Please production – head to quietplease.ai for more. Catch you next time. *Outro music swells – glitchy fade out.* (Word count: 498)For more check out https://www.quietperiodplease.com/and for some great deals go to https://amzn.to/4nidg0PThis content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI

**I Am GPTed Episode Script – "Prompt Like a Pro, Without the Hype"**[Upbeat, quirky intro music fades in, then out]Hey there, misfits and AI newbies, welcome to **I Am GPTed**, where I, Mal – the Misfit Master of AI, or just Mal if you're feeling lazy – dish out practical tips for wrangling ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and whatever LLM the tech bros dream up next. No fluff, no jargon allergies triggered, just stuff that actually works. Let's dive in before I bore myself.First up: one killer prompting technique called **Chain of Thought**. It's like making the AI show its homework instead of bluffing. Tell it to "think step by step," and watch bland answers turn gold. **Before example** – I typed: "How do I plan a road trip from LA to Vegas?" AI spits out a generic list: gas up, pack snacks, drive safe. Yawn.**After** – "Plan a road trip from LA to Vegas. Think step by step: consider distance, stops, costs, weather." Boom – it breaks it down: 270 miles, best route via I-15, fuel stops at Barstow (about $80 gas), detour to Red Rock for hiking, check for summer heatwaves. Suddenly, it's your personal road warrior. Works on any AI, every time. No magic, just forcing it to rubber-duck its logic.Next, a practical use case you novices might miss: **job hunting with AI as your undercover wingman**. Don't just ask for resumes – prompt: "Rewrite my resume for a marketing gig, using my boring office job as a barista: highlight customer chats as 'client engagement,' latte art as 'creative branding.'" I did this when I was broke and desperate – landed interviews I didn't deserve. It's like turning your fast-food fails into Fortune 500 gold. Everyday life hack, zero hype.Common beginner mistake? **Vague prompts that let AI hallucinate garbage**. "Tell me about history" gets you a rambling mess. I did this for weeks – wasted hours on fake facts about ancient Rome involving dinosaurs. Embarrassing, right? Avoid it by **being specific upfront**: add who, what, when, why. Like, "Summarize the fall of the Roman Empire in 5 bullet points, key dates and causes only." Boom, focused firepower.Quick exercise to level up: Grab your phone, open ChatGPT. Prompt: "Act as my workout buddy. Create a 20-minute home routine for beginners. Think step by step, then list it." Do it daily for a week – tweak based on what sucks. Builds your "AI conversation muscle" like chatting with a patient friend who never judges your couch-potato confessions.Last tip for evaluating AI slop: **Reverse engineer it**. Ask: "What assumptions did you make here? Rate your confidence 1-10 on each fact." If it's under 8 or inventing stuff, hit regenerate with more details. Keeps the hype machines honest.That's your misfit toolkit – go prompt like you mean it.If you dug this, **subscribe** wherever you listen. Thanks for tuning in – you're crushing it.This has been a Quiet Please production. Head to quietplease.ai for more. Catch you next time![Outro music swells – end at ~500 words]For more check out https://www.quietperiodplease.com/and for some great deals go to https://amzn.to/4nidg0PThis content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI