That's Absurd Please Elaborate

This week, Trace turns a completely normal human behavior into a full-blown scientific investigation, uncovering how airflow, temperature, and mouth geometry can make you feel like you’re secretly developing budget-tier superpowers. Meanwhile, Julian takes a bold step forward for both science and dairy by stress-testing the limits of cheese in a scenario it was never meant to survive. Along the way: thermodynamics, questionable engineering choices, and the realization that just because something can exist in a lava-like state doesn’t mean it should.
QUESTIONS
Julian: “How much cheese could protect the space shuttle?” from Adam
Trace: “Why is it when you breathe like hooo it’s cold but when you breathe like haaaaa it’s hot?” from Tater
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This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.
Theme Music by Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
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Hi all! As I'm sure those of you with the patience to sit through the end credits know, the show is edited and produced by Kyle Sisk. Kyle is the glue holding this podcast together, taking the loose collection of pocket lint that makes up the brains of the two hosts and stitching it together into a beautiful audio tapestry. Without Kyle there truly would be no show. How do we know this? Because this week, we had no Kyle. Kyle came down with COVID and this man STILL tried to get an episode cut together in time for our regular upload. Ultimately we decided his recovery is more important than an arbitrary deadline for a silly show where we're probably going to be talking about dogs made of spaghetti or something, and so this week will be another of our old favorites. Please enjoy!
In this episode, it's a battle of (nit)wits! Trace discovers the deadly truth about poison immunity while Julian figures out how to make the worst numbering system imaginable.
Questions
Julian: "Can you still do maths using a unary (base 1) numeral system?" from Mason
Trace: "How long would it have taken Westley to build up his immunity to iocaine powder?" from Tessa
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CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us.
Theme Music by Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
Thanks for listening to That's Absurd Please Elaborate. We appreciate you!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey all! This week, we're rebroadcasting a very memorable TAPE episode from last June to give ourselves a bit of a break: Julian's flight school classes started up again in full force and Trace is traveling back and forth to Brazil to visit his partner while they're undergoing their IVF journey. Don't you fret, though, because this episode contains ⚡️SHOCKING⚡️ and 🪽SOARING🪽 content! Trace tries to inhale a lethal dose of ozone from a bunch of sweaters and Julian finally receives free rein to talk about aviation as much as he wants... but not in the way you'd expect. Thanks for tuning in, and see you next week with a brand new episode!
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Setting: Dry, warm evening in a small pub in Los Angeles.
Deputy Julian: "Whew-whee! What's that smell?!"
Detective Kyle (with a light drawl): "That's ozone, Julian. Something out of this world happened in this English phone box."
Dep. Julian (looking up at the sky): "By out of this world…you mean up there in the sky?"
Det. Kyle: sighs heavily
Dep. Julian: "I'm going to go check!"
Julian unfurls his giant grotesque wings. After a few large flaps, he has risen into the air. He begins sweating profusely.
Dep. Julian: "GAH, I should've taken off this heavy sweatshirt!"
Det. Kyle: Pulls out his bubble pipe "Bye, LaForge. I think you've got it!"
QUESTIONS
Julian: "Could humans ever actually evolve to have the ability to fly? How hard would it be?" from Madeline
Trace: "How many sweatshirt you have to remove to inhale a lethal dose of ozone created by static discharge?" from Phillippe
Do you have an absurd question? Maybe it's silly idea you had, a shower thought about the nature of reality, or a ridiculous musing about your favorite food? If you want an answer, no matter the question, tell us!
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CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.
Theme Music by Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
Thanks for listening to That's Absurd Please Elaborate. We appreciate you!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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In this episode, we learn that Julian will never be employed as a telegraph operator, but he might have a future as a Soviet janitor named Ivan who works at a nuclear research facility and collects spicy dead pigeons in his spare time. It's OK, the CIA left them for him, he's not weird. Meanwhile, Trace discovers that the world does not in fact revolve around himself… or anyone else, for that matter. If it did, Everyone Dies™ one way or another.
LEARN MORE ABOUT THE DWARF 3 SMART TELESCOPE
https://link.thatsabsurdshow.com/dwarf
Here's Trace's photo of the Orion Nebula that made Julian even more jealous than before:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DVgdBJ8jW3l/?igsh=MXR2cnp0MWJhcmU0aA==
QUESTIONS
Julian: "What is the best way to secretly communicate with another person in the same room?" from Art
Trace: "What if the world actually did revolve around a person?" from Swamp Goat & Chris
Do you have an absurd question? Maybe it's a silly idea that popped into your head, a shower thought about the nature of reality, or a ridiculous musing about your favorite food? Whatever your question, we want to answer it—tell us!
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And don’t sleep on ThatsAbsurdShow.com. There you can browse images and videos we find during our research and listen to every episode of the show.
CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.
Theme Music by Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
Thanks for listening to That's Absurd Please Elaborate. We appreciate you!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Trace takes a closer look at one of the boldest maneuvers in pirate cinema: whether a determined crowd could actually flip something the size of an aircraft carrier by running from one side to the other like in the documentary “Pirates of the Caribbean.” Meanwhile, Julian investigates the logistics of purchasing the Sun—who exactly you’d pay for it, what ownership might legally mean, and how tempting it would be to start charging the planet a small recurring fee for access to daylight.
LEARN MORE ABOUT THE DWARF 3 SMART TELESCOPE
https://link.thatsabsurdshow.com/dwarf
Here's Trace's photo of the Orion Nebula that made Julian even more jealous than before:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DVgdBJ8jW3l/?igsh=MXR2cnp0MWJhcmU0aA==
QUESTIONS
Julian: "Sun, how much?" from Frandor
Trace: "How many people would it take to flip an average aircraft carrier?" from Art
Do you have an absurd question? Maybe it's a silly idea that popped into your head, a shower thought about the nature of reality, or a ridiculous musing about your favorite food? Whatever your question, we want to answer it—tell us!
HOW TO ASK A QUESTION
🖥️ Submit on our website: thatsabsurdshow.com/ask
☎️ Leave a voicemail: (302) TAPE-SHO [+1-302-827-3746‬]
📬 E-mail questions to hello at thatsabsurdshow.com
If we use your question we’ll give you a shout out in the episode.
WANT MORE US? SUPPORT THE SHOW!
Want to support us and other indie creators? Join Nebula go.nebula.tv/thatsabsurdshow
Want to help decide which questions we answer? Join our patreon patreon.com/thatsabsurdshow
SOCIALS
[[ FOLLOW OUR SHOW ]]
YouTube: @ThatsAbsurdShow
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Threads: @ThatsAbsurdShow
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[[ FOLLOW JULIAN ]]
Instagram: @Huggetout
Threads: @Huggetout
[[ FOLLOW TRACE ]]
Instagram: @tracedominguez
Threads: @tracedominguez
BlueSky: @tracedominguez.com
YouTube: youtube.com/@tracedominguez
And don’t sleep on ThatsAbsurdShow.com. There you can browse images and videos we find during our research and listen to every episode of the show.
CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.
Theme Music by Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
Thanks for listening to That's Absurd Please Elaborate. We appreciate you!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.