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Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991) sends Marc Singer’s Dar through a time portal to modern-day L.A.—where he teams up with a street-smart girl, fights a power-hungry lord, and battles with his animal pals! This ‘90s sequel mixes ‘80s sword-and-sorcery cheese, fish-out-of-water comedy, and a plot that’s as wild as a time-traveling ferret. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Curt Mummer, Stephanie Farrell, David Hillestad Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) cranks up the love triangle drama as Bella chooses between sparkly Edward and shirtless Jacob while a newborn vampire army marches on Forks! This third installment mixes brooding stares, snowy battles, and a plot as icy as the Cullen mansion. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Joe Goratowski, Genevieve Hauser, Ryan Mattila Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kick off 2026 with a bang in this Mailbag Madness as the BMR crew unboxes wild listener gifts—like Jeff Ninja Ninja's stealthy ninja balls (complete with faces and stress-relief vibes) and Eric Valov's thoughtful California merch for James, sparking laughs and holiday catch-up banter on family time, sickness survival, and turning 50 without murder on the mind! Listeners flood in with voicemails on retro logos in Stranger Things, movie pitches like The Day After Tomorrow vs. The Core disaster flicks, and heated debates on ideal spousal age gaps (pro tip: older wives mean earlier retirement—thanks, Social Security math). Cap it off with a fresh start announcement: clearing the backlog for weekly mailbags, plus teases for more community chaos. Send your snail mail to Bad Movies Rule, P.O. Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Email: [email protected] Voicemail (262) 757-8567 to join the fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miami Connection (1987) unleashes a taekwondo rock band battling ninjas, cocaine dealers, and bad hair in Florida’s wild underbelly! This ‘80s cult gem mixes synth tunes, flying kicks, and a plot as bonkers as motorcycle chases through Miami. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Curt Mummer, Rachel Glassman, David Hillestad Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cliffhanger (1993) straps Sylvester Stallone into a high-altitude rescue gone wrong—where he battles bad guys, avalanches, and gravity on snowy peaks! This ‘90s action flick mixes over-the-top stunts, cheesy one-liners, and a plot hanging by a thread. Is this a cult classic or total trash?Hosts: James Hauser, Bob Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Ryan MuellerSupport Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices