Escape From Vault Disney

After an unexpectedly long hiatus, we are back with a new episode in which the randomizer goes all the way back to 2023, to one of the seemingly hundreds of times Disney has taken one of their beloved awe-inspiring unforgettable animated masterpieces and reimagined it as a tolerated "meh"-inspiring live-action blockbuster that costs more than the GDP of most countries and completely leaves your memory before you even find your car in the parking lot. This time, they got around to remaking the film that changed animation forever, the era-defining fairy tale classic that revitalized the company and kicked off the Disney Renaissance. So naturally, for the remake they slathered everything in exceptionally ugly CGI, hired the "My Vag" lady to imitate 70s porn music (twice!) and got an oceanload of semi-deserved free publicity by angering the worst people on the internet when they dared to cast a (gasp!) b-b-b-b-b-b-BLACK woman as the titular fish-assed protagonist. Join Tony Goldmark, Kalani Mitchell, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they steal the voice of THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)!

Watch my late-2010s movie review series One Movie Later: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPcHwKsP-XNMF2XJnc9IF_pL
Watch me vlog with Emily Clark and her crew about the 2019 Little Mermaid live special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA1lHq3phpM 

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KALANI MITCHELL
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kalani.mitchell 

KIT QUINN 
Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio

LUKE SKI
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Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/thegreatlukeski.bsky.social 

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SURPRISE! Happy holidays, folks! Join Tony Goldmark and a Surprise Special Guest as they curl up by the Christmas tree with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa and enjoy A VERY JONAS CHRISTMAS MOVIE YULE LOG!

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What do acclaimed Italian opera tenor Andrea Bocelli, a hideous whiskey-drinking Spanish-speaking monkey puppet, and the daughter of the Queen of Hearts all have in common? Well, apart from that unforgettable evening at Burning Man a few years back, absolutely nothing...until now. For our one and only Christmas episode of 2025, the randomizer is going all the way back to the mid-2020s to pick a trio of Christmas shorts - a Simpsons short where the "Con Te Partirò" guy serenades the most important family in Springfield, an Argentinian sitcom special where a repulsive talking monkey puppet forces holiday cheer down the throat of a depressed widower, and of course a Disney Channel music video where the offspring of a villain infamous for decapitating her subjects demands that Christmas must be bent to her will aesthetically. And if that's not what Christmas is all about, I don't know what is. Wait, yes I do. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they try to find excuses not to attend CHUECO'S CHRISTMAS AND OTHER CHRISTMAS SHORTS!

Shorts covered in this episode:
- The Simpsons Meet the Bocellis in "Feliz Navidad" (2022)
- Chueco's Christmas (2023)
- Descendants: The Rise of Red "Red Christmas" Music Video (2024)

Here's that clip from Castle we mention in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0t2_DMOd30 

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tricksterbelle.bsky.social 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ

ZACH HURST
BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thevoyages.bsky.social
Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages

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For our fifth and final episode of the cartoonishly-inaccurately-titled Patreon Request "Month" 2025, the randomizer is going all the way back to the 1940s to pick Landon Knoke's request for four specific vintage animated shorts in which everyone's favorite dimwitted cartoon dog-man tries his white-gloved hand at that eternal lifework of dimwitted dog-men everywhere, athletics! Every physical activity from plummeting down a steep snowy mountain with large wooden sticks on your shoes, to hitting a small ball with a different kind of wooden stick and running around in a circle, to carrying a prolate spheroid across a grassy field filled with men trying to injure you, to using your leisure time to endure even MORE strenuous activity just to keep yourself fit enough to continue engaging in such pointless nonsense, the immortal character formerly known as Dippy Dawg shows us how to do it all! Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet, Randee Martin and Gaby Tyrrell as they patronize THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS!

Shorts covered in this episode:
- The Art of Skiing (1941)
- How To Play Baseball (1942)
- How To Play Football (1944)
- Goofy Gymnastics (1949)

Here are those anxiety-inducing old ski lift photos we talk about: https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/snow-king-chairlifts-photos 

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MAT BRUNET
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/matbrunetvo.com
Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505

RANDEE MARTIN
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/mcrrox.bsky.social
Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@channelkrtpodcast7050
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@mcrroxx

GABY TYRRELL
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ghoulish_gabs
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhoulishGabs

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This coming weekend, The Dr. Demento Show comes to an end after an incredible 55 YEARS on the radio and/or internet. And in this special bonus minisode, I veer off-topic from what we usually cover on this podcast to discuss who Dr. Demento is and what he and his gloriously demented show has meant to me, and play my brand-new tribute song all about him, "Smogberry Pie."

Dr. Demento's official site, featuring The Dr. Demento Show archives: https://drdemento.com/
"Smogberry Pie" annotated lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FhduKLOq-fn8GrytL5QrRAmKE9lyDdcZzoaFXhsPQFI