Winter Is Crappening

Rhaenyra enjoys a new piece of furniture in House of the Dragon, which continues its hot streak in the second episode of the season. Less hot: supporting characters, several of whom didn’t survive the episode. Meanwhile, things are looking equally glum over with the Sea Snake. With his fleet destroyed and house burned, maybe it’s time for OnlyFans? Oh, and that witch is still sauntering about, and lord knows what she’ll get up to once she encounters Aemond.

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House of the Dragon explodes into its third season with a massive naval battle that keeps us riveted. We can never predict who will live or die in these sorts of things, but one thing we do know: Larys is… kind of hot now? Plus, there’s fresh new incest to enjoy!

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At last we arrive at the final episode of House of the Dragon season 2. Who will die? What battles shall be waged? What devastating twist shall unfurl?? Eh, well, Damon touched a tree? We still liked it though. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s finally Hollywood Week on House of the Dragon, when the top Dragonseed bastards are brought together for one final dragon riding audition. Not sure who will win, but we can pretty much guarantee they will be blonde. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on House of the Dragon, someone tries to ride a dragon, and it doesn’t go very well. But maybe not so bad for someone else! Also, lady-on-lady action because HBO. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.