A Midsummer's Quarantine

• Episode 6: All is Mended

  Titania and Oberon decide what to do about the chaos among the mortals. Puck plots his next move.To read the full scripts, check out the show notes at: https://a-midsummers-quarantine.captivate.fmTo learn more about the Faustian Nonsense network, check out faustiannonsense.com.To contribute to our Patreon, go to patreon.com/faustiannonsense.Episode Six:All is MendedCast(In Order of Appearance)Puck -- JOE CRUZOberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTERHelena -- AMELIA KINCHDemetrius -- TONY WOODSHermia -- JACI SZILAGYILysander -- GREG CARROBISTitania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOMScene One[Replay the last few minutes of last episode, with Helena threatening to move out followed by end music, which shuts off with a “pause” noise. Followed by the longest, most pregnant pause in the series yet.]TITANIADon’t.OBERONHey Puck, what did I say after last episode?TITANIADon’t.PUCKHonestly, there’s a lot you could be referring to.TITANIAOberon, I swear --OBERONLet’s start with the part about Helena moving out, since that’s exactly what’s happening.PUCKGot it! You said -[Oberon voice]Eventually, they’re either going to go back to something stable, or they’re going to leave.[Puck voice]And then you said -[Oberon voice]If they don’t kill each other, they’re gonna get tired of living in this weird, shitty limbo and they’re all just going to move.[Puck voice]And then -- (you said)TITANIAENOUGH! I get it, okay?OBERONSo you admit that throwing bullshit into a relationship just to force change doesn’t work?TITANIA[Stammering a bit] N-no! That isn’t the lesson here!OBERONAre you serious?TITANIAI stand by everything I said.PUCKDoes that include -[Titania voice]You really think she’s going to leave it all behind just because things got a little...

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• Episode 5: Fond Pageantry

  Things escalate with the mortals when Hermia drinks some of Puck's concoction. It starts to look bleak for Oberon and Titania...'s favorite podcast.To read the full scripts, check out the show notes at: https://a-midsummers-quarantine.captivate.fmTo learn more about the Faustian Nonsense network, check out faustiannonsense.comTo contribute to our Patreon, go to patreon.com/faustiannonsense.Episode Five:Fond PageantryCast(In Order of Appearance)Puck -- JOE CRUZOberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTERHelena -- AMELIA KINCHDemetrius -- TONY WOODSHermia -- JACI SZILAGYILysander -- GREG CARROBISTitania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOMScene OneINT. MORTAL’S APT.HERMIASo is this one live, then?HELENAYeah, we’re live now. On air.HERMIAThat is so brave, Helena, just putting yourself out there like that.HELENAUh, thanks. HERMIAAnd I mean, it says a lot about how much Demetrius cares about you that he’s cool with it.HELENAWhat? Oh god, is it too much? I did try to make sure you were comfortable with--(it before you moved in)HERMIAOh my god, Helena, it’s fine! I’m just saying, Demetrius isn’t exactly a public figure…HELENAYou see yourself as a public figure?HERMIAAnd he’s not exactly a performer, you know?HELENAOk look, I know I’ve been kinda pushing you two together, but you don’t have to--(insult him)HERMIAHe’s like. Really real, you know?HELENAOh. Yeah, I guess--HERMIAJust really genuine. And you know I’ll only let the best people be with my girl, right?HELENA...Oh. Well.[knock on apartment door]DEMETRIUS[coming into the room in a hurry]I’ll get it! None of you brilliant artists should be disturbed from your work.LYSANDER[following]You don’t have to flee the conversation, Demetrius, I was just saying I don’t want you to get too attached. I’m flattered, you’re a beautiful man…DEMETRIUSOh, Lysander, my beauty can’t hope to compare to yours.

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• Episode 4: To Best Please Me

  Puck returns to the mortals' apartment with another special delivery...this time for Demetrius. Oberon is unhappy with the state of his sourdough.To read the full scripts, check out the show notes at: https://a-midsummers-quarantine.captivate.fmTo learn more about the Faustian Nonsense network, check out faustiannonsense.comTo contribute to our Patreon, go to patreon.com/faustiannonsense.Episode Four:To Best Please MeCast(In Order of Appearance)Puck -- JOE CRUZOberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTERHelena -- AMELIA KINCHDemetrius -- TONY WOODSHermia -- JACI SZILAGYILysander -- GREG CARROBISTitania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOMScene OneINT. MORTALS' PLACE[Demetrius has the mic and is muttering to it. Distant chatter with a bickering edge in the background.]DEMETRIUSHeeey Handbasketers. Handbasketeers? Do you folks have a name for yourselves?[sigh]So, Helena's being Helena, thinking of everyone else before herself. Including you. Her fans. The fact that she's recording again... I tried to get her to take a day off, but no.Maybe you guys know Lysander better. Maybe she talks about him on the show more. I don’t know why she would, but… well, I’m kind of grasping at straws here. Is this… normal for him? Helena definitely mentioned that he was a disaster, but this level of flirting is… Well. It’s uncomfortable. I certainly had some uncomfortable revelations. [pause]And don’t get me wrong, he’s still flirting with everyone, sort of. That seems to just be how he talks. But it feels like his heart is only in it with Helena. It’s really weird. At least when they first showed up, he seemed so enamored with Hermia. Now he seems to think of her -- and me, but that’s less important -- as a pretty distraction from his sun, moon, and stars, which, seriously, is an actual thing he called Helena.Hel's not editing these, either, by the way. Just uploading without listening. She said she hasn’t had the energy, and I don’t blame her. I offered to help, but you guys know Hel. That was a lost cause as soon as I had the idea. Therefore, I decided to be proactive. It just so happens that the beehives on the roof needed to be drained urgently, and I was unable to do it because of a term paper deadline that had moved. And as you all know, Helena can be tricked out of stressing out over work if she thinks she can protect someone else from their own woes. So she’s off taking care of that, which hopefully is a good distraction. And to make sure she doesn’t have to make up time for lost content, I’ve taken the mic. And retreated to my room to get away from the...weirdness...that is Lysander and Hermia. Helena usually treats these things like a confessional or a diary, right? I--I can do that. I think. I definitely don’t have any big secrets, though! That’s what reality shows are all about, right? Dramatic stuff, like secretly being in love for years and years, and never knowing how to say anything about it that does the feeling justice without compromising a friendship that you truly value and hold dear to your heart. ...Or something like that. I wouldn’t...

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• Episode 3: Two at Once Will Woo One

  Puck brings the mortals a special delivery.To read the full script of this episode, check out the show notes at: https://a-midsummers-quarantine.captivate.fmTo learn more about the Faustian Nonsense network, check out faustiannonsense.com.To contribute to our Patreon, go to patreon.com/faustiannonsense.Episode Three:Two at Once Will Woo OneCast(In Order of Appearance)Puck -- JOE CRUZOberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTERHelena -- AMELIA KINCHDemetrius -- TONY WOODSHermia -- JACI SZILAGYILysander -- GREG CARROBISTitania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOMScene OneThe Mortals’ podcast[Helena in a Handbasket opening] HELENA Hey everybody, welcome back to Helena in a Handbasket. Unfortunately our wifi is suffering under the strain of… unexpected guests. So no more live shows until we can upgrade the router. Or something. Demetrius seemed to know what he was talking about. LYSANDER Are we out of milk? HELENA There is no ‘we!’ You don’t live here! LYSANDER Of course I don’t live here. You think I would be caught dead living in Brooklyn? An artist in Brooklyn. Please! What a played out stereotype. Next you’ll be suggesting a dingy apartment near the Moulin Rouge. Shall I put the absinthe on your bill?HELENAAnd yet. Here you are. In my room--in Manhattan, I might add--asking if ‘we’ are out of milk. HERMIA[From a distance] Hel, are you yelling at Lysander?HELENAUgh. [Shouting] No![Hermia enters Helena’s room]HERMIAHel, don’t be mean. You promised. Remember?HELENAWhat I remember is you telling me that I didn’t need to worry about Lysander moving in as well. It’s a two bedroom apartment! And they’re not big rooms! We can’t have four people--! HERMIAOh my god, can you chill? He just sprained something from moving the couch. HELENAAnd what was it he sprained again? LYSANDER/HERMIA [SIMULTANEOUSLY] Ankle./Shoulder. ….Shoulder?/...Ankle? LYSANDER My shoulder AND my ankle. I can barely limp to the kitchen for coffee...[LYSANDER limps away]HERMIAThe point is that he’s injured and shouldn’t be driving all alone like that! It’s not safe, Hel.

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• Episode 2: Serpent's Tongue

  The fae tune in to Helena in a Handbasket to see who'll win their bet--will Lysander move in along with Hermia?To read the full scripts, check out the show notes at: https://a-midsummers-quarantine.captivate.fmTo learn more about the Faustian Nonsense network, check out our website at faustiannonsense.com.To contribute to our Patreon, go to patreon.com/faustiannonsenseEpisode Two:Serpent’s TongueCast(In Order of Appearance)Puck -- JOE CRUZOberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTERHelena -- AMELIA KINCHDemetrius -- TONY WOODSHermia -- JACI SZILAGYILysander -- GREG CARROBISTitania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOMScene OneINT. PENTHOUSETITANIAHow long before it's live?OBERONOh my dear, did something happen to your watch? Or your eyesight, to read the clock in the kitchen?TITANIANo. I merely assumed you'd be checking their status on social media every 45 seconds. Am I wrong?OBERONIt's about five minutes less than last time you asked me.PUCKShe's not wrong, then.OBERONAnd you, my dear? Are you not watching the road for the moving truck?TITANIAI am not, no.[Guitar tuning]I simply prefer to tune my guitar here, and this chair happens to be next to the window.PUCKOf course, you wanted the spot with the worst possible acoustics.[Annoyed guitar tuning]TITANIAAnd you, my love? Was that your way of asking if I've seen the moving truck yet?OBERON[Starts to answer but Titania plays a guitar riff as soon as he does]I'm merely--[Guitar]Titania--[Guitar, louder]Well, it's understandable that we both want to know the results of our wager![She lets him finish that sentence]Especially since I'm going to--(win)[Longest guitar riff]PUCK[giggles]Hey, is that them?TITANIAThat's an ice cream truck.PUCKYou don't know what Lysander drives.TITANIAHe doesn't drive at all, according to my friend Cobweb.

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